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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064594200" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>Rhymers</p><p></p><p>Hickory Dickory dock</p><p>Some slut was suckin my cock</p><p>Her hair got tangled</p><p>The bitch was strangled</p><p>But at least she swallowed the lot!!!!</p><p></p><p>=====</p><p></p><p>Ginger was feeling quite gruff </p><p>'Til he placed his head in her muff </p><p>Then she purred like a kitty </p><p>When his tongue hit her clitty </p><p>Saying, "I just can't get enough!" </p><p></p><p>=====</p><p></p><p>Ginger from County of Dade</p><p>Said, "I think it's time I got laid."</p><p>"My vibrator can tingle"</p><p>"But it's not cunnilingual"</p><p>"And that's how orgasms are made."</p><p></p><p>=====</p><p></p><p>A girl came home from a date. </p><p></p><p>Her mother had waited up for her, and when the girl walked in the door, the mother noticed she had rice in her hair. </p><p></p><p>"Sally," she said, "you didn't tell me you were going to a wedding." </p><p></p><p>"I didn't mom," Sally replied. "I was giving a blowjob to a Chinese guy and he threw up on me."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064594200, member: 14320"] Rhymers Hickory Dickory dock Some slut was suckin my cock Her hair got tangled The bitch was strangled But at least she swallowed the lot!!!! ===== Ginger was feeling quite gruff 'Til he placed his head in her muff Then she purred like a kitty When his tongue hit her clitty Saying, "I just can't get enough!" ===== Ginger from County of Dade Said, "I think it's time I got laid." "My vibrator can tingle" "But it's not cunnilingual" "And that's how orgasms are made." ===== A girl came home from a date. Her mother had waited up for her, and when the girl walked in the door, the mother noticed she had rice in her hair. "Sally," she said, "you didn't tell me you were going to a wedding." "I didn't mom," Sally replied. "I was giving a blowjob to a Chinese guy and he threw up on me." [/QUOTE]
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