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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064593615" data-attributes="member: 14320">A Concerned PatientA concerned patient asked the doctor if masturbation is harmful."Not usually," answered the doctor. "Not unless you do it too often.""How about three times a day?" the patient asked."That seems a little excessive. Why don't you get a girlfriend?""Oh,... I already have a girlfriend," the patient replied."I mean a girl you can live with and have sex with?" asked the doctor.The patient said, "I've got one just like that!"So the doctor asked, "Then why do you masturbate three times a day?""Because,... she won't have sex during mealtimes!"=====One day a little boy sees his mother stepping out of the shower and curiously points to her triangle of hair and asks, "Mommy, what's that?" "That's my mop", she replies. The little boy then asks, "Where is the handle?" The mother replies, "Oh, Dad is going to put it on tonight."=====Q: What is the first thing a blonde learns when she takes driving lessons ?A: You can also sit upright in a car.=====I know a tall Sunday school teacher, Who wanted to screw the short preacher. She flashed him some thigh, But her pussy seemed high, So he stood on a chair just to reach her.</blockquote>

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