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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064592860" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>Having Breakfast</p><p></p><p>A couple had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the</p><p>breakfast table one morning when the wife says, 'Just think, fifty</p><p>years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together.'</p><p></p><p>'I know,' the old man said. 'We were probably sitting here naked as</p><p>a jaybird fifty years ago.'</p><p></p><p>'Well,' Granny snickered. 'Let's relive some old times.'</p><p></p><p>Where upon, the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the table.</p><p></p><p>'You know, honey,' the little old lady breathlessly replied, 'My</p><p>nipples are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago.'</p><p></p><p>'I wouldn't be surprised,' replied Gramps. 'One's in your coffee</p><p>and the other is in your oatmeal.'</p><p></p><p>=====</p><p></p><p>A gentleman approached her and said: "Pardon me,</p><p>madam. I do not intend to be forward, but did you know that</p><p>your dress is blowing up in this high wind?" "Yes, I know," s</p><p>aid the lady, "I need both hands to hold onto this hat."</p><p></p><p>But, madam, you must know that your privates are exposed!"</p><p>said the gentleman in earnest. The woman looked down, then</p><p>back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down</p><p>there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!"</p><p></p><p>=====</p><p></p><p>Lionel takes Freda to their doctor for a check-up. After the doctor finishes examining Freda, he takes Lionel aside and says, "I don't like the look of your wife at all."</p><p>"I don’t either, doctor," says Lionel, "but she's really very good with the children and she’s a great cook."</p></blockquote><p></p>

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