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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064592514" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>MARRIAGE IS...</p><p></p><p>Marriage is a ceremony that turns your dreamboat into a barge. </p><p></p><p>Marriage is a mutual relationship if both parties know when to be mute.</p><p></p><p>Marriage is a rest period between romances.</p><p></p><p>Marriage is a trip between Niagara Falls and Reno.</p><p></p><p>Marriage is an institution, but who wants to live in an institution? </p><p></p><p>Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo...</p><p></p><p>Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot. </p><p></p><p>Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, you still have the strings.</p><p></p><p>Marriage is mind over matter; if the husband doesn't mind, it doesn't matter</p><p></p><p>Marriage is not a word; it is a sentence.</p><p></p><p>Marriage is the high sea for which no compass has yet been invented.</p><p></p><p>Marriage is the mourning after the knot before.</p><p></p><p>Marriage is the only sport in which the trapped animal has to buy the license.</p><p></p><p>Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.</p><p></p><p>Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.</p><p></p><p>Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience. </p><p></p><p>Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; </p><p>the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.</p><p></p><p>=====</p><p></p><p>on the veranda and the old guy </p><p>leaned over and said to the woman "F*ck you". </p><p>She rocked back and forth for a bit then leaned to him and said "F*ck you too". </p><p>They rocked on in silence and some 10 minutes later she leaned over and said </p><p>"I don't think much of this oral sex, do you?"</p><p>_______________________________________</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064592514, member: 14320"] MARRIAGE IS... Marriage is a ceremony that turns your dreamboat into a barge. Marriage is a mutual relationship if both parties know when to be mute. Marriage is a rest period between romances. Marriage is a trip between Niagara Falls and Reno. Marriage is an institution, but who wants to live in an institution? Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo... Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot. Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, you still have the strings. Marriage is mind over matter; if the husband doesn't mind, it doesn't matter Marriage is not a word; it is a sentence. Marriage is the high sea for which no compass has yet been invented. Marriage is the mourning after the knot before. Marriage is the only sport in which the trapped animal has to buy the license. Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience. Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. ===== on the veranda and the old guy leaned over and said to the woman "F*ck you". She rocked back and forth for a bit then leaned to him and said "F*ck you too". They rocked on in silence and some 10 minutes later she leaned over and said "I don't think much of this oral sex, do you?" _______________________________________ [/QUOTE]
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