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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064592419" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>Puff Of Flour</p><p></p><p>The little boy went over to the little girls house next door. Their</p><p>parents were at work. They played with her toys for a while and became</p><p>bored.</p><p></p><p>The little boy turned to the girl and said, "I know a game we can</p><p>play." So they went in the kitchen. The little boy got two</p><p>plates out of the cabinet and some flour. The little boy put a cup</p><p>of flour on each plate. The little boy said, "Now, what we do is squat</p><p>over our plate and fart. Whoever blows up the biggest puff of flour</p><p>wins." The little girl said, "You go first".</p><p></p><p>So the little boy squatted over his plate and gave out a big grunt.</p><p>Up came a little puff of flour. The little girl squatted down over her</p><p>plate, gave out a grunt and blew all the flour off the plate. The </p><p>little boy said, "Wow, I've never seen anything like that, let me look</p><p>at your</p><p>butt!" The little girl bent over so he could see. The little boy looked</p><p>at her butt and said, "No wonder! You got one of them double barrels!"</p><p></p><p>=====</p><p></p><p>why can't single women fart </p><p>they don't get an asshole till they get married </p><p></p><p>=====</p><p></p><p>Blonde Moments!</p><p></p><p>How does a blonde moonwalk?</p><p>She pulls down her panties and slides her ass along the floor! </p><p></p><p>What do you call a blonde holding her breathe?</p><p>Increasing brain capacity</p><p></p><p>=====</p><p></p><p>Dr. Calvin Rickson, a scientist from Texas A & M University, has</p><p>invented a bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling and prevents</p><p>the nipples</p><p>from pushing through the fabric of their clothing when cold weather</p><p>sets in. </p><p>At a news conference announcing the invention, a large group of men</p><p>took Dr. Rickson outside and kicked the shit out of him.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064592419, member: 14320"] Puff Of Flour The little boy went over to the little girls house next door. Their parents were at work. They played with her toys for a while and became bored. The little boy turned to the girl and said, "I know a game we can play." So they went in the kitchen. The little boy got two plates out of the cabinet and some flour. The little boy put a cup of flour on each plate. The little boy said, "Now, what we do is squat over our plate and fart. Whoever blows up the biggest puff of flour wins." The little girl said, "You go first". So the little boy squatted over his plate and gave out a big grunt. Up came a little puff of flour. The little girl squatted down over her plate, gave out a grunt and blew all the flour off the plate. The little boy said, "Wow, I've never seen anything like that, let me look at your butt!" The little girl bent over so he could see. The little boy looked at her butt and said, "No wonder! You got one of them double barrels!" ===== why can't single women fart they don't get an asshole till they get married ===== Blonde Moments! How does a blonde moonwalk? She pulls down her panties and slides her ass along the floor! What do you call a blonde holding her breathe? Increasing brain capacity ===== Dr. Calvin Rickson, a scientist from Texas A & M University, has invented a bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling and prevents the nipples from pushing through the fabric of their clothing when cold weather sets in. At a news conference announcing the invention, a large group of men took Dr. Rickson outside and kicked the shit out of him. [/QUOTE]
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