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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064590208" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>The Nine Important Men In A Woman's Life....</p><p></p><p>1. THE DOCTOR: because he says, "Take your clothes off."</p><p>2. THE DENTIST: because he says, "Open wide."</p><p>3. THE HAIRDRESSER: because he says,"Do you want it teased or blown?".</p><p>4. THE MILKMAN: because he says, "Do you want it in the front or</p><p>the back?"</p><p>5. THE INTERIOR DECORATOR: because he says, "Once it's in, you'll</p><p>love it!"</p><p>6. THE STOCK BROKER: because he says, "It will rise right up,</p><p>fluctuate for a while, and then slowly fall back again."</p><p>7. THE BANKER: because he says,</p><p>"If you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest.</p><p>8. THE HUNTER: (our favorite) because he goes deep in the bush,</p><p>shoots twice, and always eats what he shoots.</p><p>9. THE TELEPHONE GUY: because he says,</p><p>"Would you like it on the table or up against the wall?</p><p></p><p>=====</p><p></p><p>All the young men chased after Aunty Em.</p><p>For she wore a white skirt with short hem.</p><p>With a smile and a wink, </p><p>She flashed us her twink.</p><p>Like diamonds and pearls, she's a gem.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064590208, member: 14320"] The Nine Important Men In A Woman's Life.... 1. THE DOCTOR: because he says, "Take your clothes off." 2. THE DENTIST: because he says, "Open wide." 3. THE HAIRDRESSER: because he says,"Do you want it teased or blown?". 4. THE MILKMAN: because he says, "Do you want it in the front or the back?" 5. THE INTERIOR DECORATOR: because he says, "Once it's in, you'll love it!" 6. THE STOCK BROKER: because he says, "It will rise right up, fluctuate for a while, and then slowly fall back again." 7. THE BANKER: because he says, "If you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest. 8. THE HUNTER: (our favorite) because he goes deep in the bush, shoots twice, and always eats what he shoots. 9. THE TELEPHONE GUY: because he says, "Would you like it on the table or up against the wall? ===== All the young men chased after Aunty Em. For she wore a white skirt with short hem. With a smile and a wink, She flashed us her twink. Like diamonds and pearls, she's a gem. [/QUOTE]
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