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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064589578" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>51 More Lies Men Tell Women </p><p></p><p></p><p>51. You're the best thing that's ever happened to me.</p><p></p><p>52. No, I'm not seeing anyone else.</p><p></p><p>53. I haven't thought about her (old girlfriend) in years.</p><p></p><p>54. How many times do I have to tell you I'm not having an affair?</p><p></p><p>55. Your career is as important as mine.</p><p></p><p>56. I promise you that I'll change.</p><p></p><p>57. I want us to remain close friends always.</p><p></p><p>58. My wife and I have an understanding.</p><p></p><p>59. You're wonderful; you deserve someone better than me.</p><p></p><p>60. I don't masturbate.</p><p></p><p>61. Let's be friends first.</p><p></p><p>62. When you walked through that door, I knew it was the real thing.</p><p></p><p>63. I'd like you even if you were a man.</p><p></p><p>64. It's okay to be good looking, but looks just don't mean that much to me.</p><p></p><p>65. The difference between us will bring us even closer.</p><p></p><p>66. I spend everything I earn on you and the kids.</p><p></p><p>67. No, I never said that.</p><p></p><p>68. You make me feel like a kid again.</p><p></p><p>69. I'm going out with the boys (to the gym, to the office).</p><p></p><p>70. I'll move wherever you want.</p><p></p><p>71. Of course I'm not bored with you.</p><p></p><p>72. As soon as I finish this project (get a promotion, a raise, make partner), we'll......</p><p></p><p>73. You've got more sex appeal in your little toe than my wife's got in her whole body.</p><p></p><p>74. It wouldn't be you and me anymore if I used one of those.</p><p></p><p>75. Let's pool our assets - whatever is mine is yours.</p><p></p><p>76. I still find you just as attractive as the day I met you.</p><p></p><p>77. Divorce is the farthest thing from my mind.</p><p></p><p>78. Sure, I'll watch the kids.</p><p></p><p>79. It's not just the sex I want, it's being close to you.</p><p></p><p>80. We'll be spending a lot of time together when I retire.</p><p></p><p>81. You're the only reason I've worked so hard.</p><p></p><p>82. If I didn't have all this work, you know I'd go with you and the kids to your mom's.</p><p></p><p>83. No one's ever turned me on like you do.</p><p></p><p>84. My boss says there's nothing to worry about.</p><p></p><p>85. I'll never tell.</p><p></p><p>86. Relax, she's just a friend.</p><p></p><p>87. This is just a temporary separation until we get things worked out.</p><p></p><p>88. Your hair (dress, outfit) looks fantastic.</p><p></p><p>89. It was just sex - it didn't mean a thing.</p><p></p><p>90. Of course I'm listening to what you're saying.</p><p></p><p>91. Come on in and we'll just cuddle for a few minutes.</p><p></p><p>92. No, I don't think you're fat.</p><p></p><p>93. You're the woman I should have married.</p><p></p><p>94. I'm going to be focusing on my work for a while now.</p><p></p><p>95. I guarantee you, I'm not the father.</p><p></p><p>96. Your having kids has nothing to do with my not wanting to get married.</p><p></p><p>97. I'm not ashamed of the way you talk (look, act, etc.)</p><p></p><p>98. It's nothing personal; I just don't like sharing my living space with someone.</p><p></p><p>99. This time I'm really serious.</p><p></p><p>100. Honestly, honey, it's just for the guys - none of the wives go to the conference.</p><p></p><p>101. I'll always take care of you. </p><p>_______________________________________________</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064589578, member: 14320"] 51 More Lies Men Tell Women 51. You're the best thing that's ever happened to me. 52. No, I'm not seeing anyone else. 53. I haven't thought about her (old girlfriend) in years. 54. How many times do I have to tell you I'm not having an affair? 55. Your career is as important as mine. 56. I promise you that I'll change. 57. I want us to remain close friends always. 58. My wife and I have an understanding. 59. You're wonderful; you deserve someone better than me. 60. I don't masturbate. 61. Let's be friends first. 62. When you walked through that door, I knew it was the real thing. 63. I'd like you even if you were a man. 64. It's okay to be good looking, but looks just don't mean that much to me. 65. The difference between us will bring us even closer. 66. I spend everything I earn on you and the kids. 67. No, I never said that. 68. You make me feel like a kid again. 69. I'm going out with the boys (to the gym, to the office). 70. I'll move wherever you want. 71. Of course I'm not bored with you. 72. As soon as I finish this project (get a promotion, a raise, make partner), we'll...... 73. You've got more sex appeal in your little toe than my wife's got in her whole body. 74. It wouldn't be you and me anymore if I used one of those. 75. Let's pool our assets - whatever is mine is yours. 76. I still find you just as attractive as the day I met you. 77. Divorce is the farthest thing from my mind. 78. Sure, I'll watch the kids. 79. It's not just the sex I want, it's being close to you. 80. We'll be spending a lot of time together when I retire. 81. You're the only reason I've worked so hard. 82. If I didn't have all this work, you know I'd go with you and the kids to your mom's. 83. No one's ever turned me on like you do. 84. My boss says there's nothing to worry about. 85. I'll never tell. 86. Relax, she's just a friend. 87. This is just a temporary separation until we get things worked out. 88. Your hair (dress, outfit) looks fantastic. 89. It was just sex - it didn't mean a thing. 90. Of course I'm listening to what you're saying. 91. Come on in and we'll just cuddle for a few minutes. 92. No, I don't think you're fat. 93. You're the woman I should have married. 94. I'm going to be focusing on my work for a while now. 95. I guarantee you, I'm not the father. 96. Your having kids has nothing to do with my not wanting to get married. 97. I'm not ashamed of the way you talk (look, act, etc.) 98. It's nothing personal; I just don't like sharing my living space with someone. 99. This time I'm really serious. 100. Honestly, honey, it's just for the guys - none of the wives go to the conference. 101. I'll always take care of you. _______________________________________________ [/QUOTE]
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