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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064587006" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>Help Me Doc</p><p>A man called his doctor, and said "doc", you gotta come over here</p><p>quick, you see when my wife got out of the shower, and bent over to </p><p>pick up her towel a mouse ran straight up her ass. The doctor said," </p><p>okay just hold a piece of cheese just outside of her ass until I get</p><p>over there".</p><p>The doctor drove up, got out of his car, and went inside to see the man</p><p>holding a big fish up to her ass instead of cheese. the doctor</p><p>said,"what are you doing, I said a piece of cheese". The man said,"I </p><p>did what you said, and it almost worked, but when the mouse started to</p><p>come out, the cat chased it right back up there!</p><p>=====</p><p>Q. Why did Eve bite the forbidden apple?</p><p>A:. Because it tasted better than Adam's banana.</p><p></p><p>Q: What do a bleached blonde and a 747 have in common?</p><p>A: They both have little Black Boxes.</p><p></p><p>Q: Why don't blondes water ski?</p><p>A: Because they lie down as soon as their crotches get wet.</p><p>Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?</p><p>A: If you slap a mosquito, it'll stop sucking.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064587006, member: 14320"] Help Me Doc A man called his doctor, and said "doc", you gotta come over here quick, you see when my wife got out of the shower, and bent over to pick up her towel a mouse ran straight up her ass. The doctor said," okay just hold a piece of cheese just outside of her ass until I get over there". The doctor drove up, got out of his car, and went inside to see the man holding a big fish up to her ass instead of cheese. the doctor said,"what are you doing, I said a piece of cheese". The man said,"I did what you said, and it almost worked, but when the mouse started to come out, the cat chased it right back up there! ===== Q. Why did Eve bite the forbidden apple? A:. Because it tasted better than Adam's banana. Q: What do a bleached blonde and a 747 have in common? A: They both have little Black Boxes. Q: Why don't blondes water ski? A: Because they lie down as soon as their crotches get wet. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A: If you slap a mosquito, it'll stop sucking. [/QUOTE]
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