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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064586293" data-attributes="member: 14320">Anomaly"Doctor, I need your help," the woman says. "What seems to be the problem?" "My husband just doesn't satisfy me sexually. What can I do?" "Hmmm. That's a bit out of my league. Has HE seen a doctor?" "Yes, he has. He is perfectly OK. He just isn't enough for me. You've got to help me!" "Er ... Why don't you take a lover?" "I have! I still don't get enough." "Take another lover." "I did. In fact, I have eight lovers - and I still don't get enough sex!" "Gosh, that's an anomaly." "Oh, Doctor! Please tell them it's an anomaly! They all keep telling meI'm a whore!"=====Two boys show up at the local drugstore. One is 12 years old and the other is 6. The older boy orders some Tampax for his little brother."You must be a little mixed up," the clerk says, "don't you want it for your mother?" The kid keeps insisting he wants it for his brother and says, "I saw on TV if you wear Tampax you can ride a bicycle and go swimming...he can't do any of those things now.</blockquote>

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