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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064585459" data-attributes="member: 14320">Types Of Men You May Meet In The Men'sUrinal EXCITABLE: Shorts half twisted around, cannot find hole, rips his shorts.SOCIABLE: Joins friends in piss whether he has to go or not.CROSSEYED: Looks into next urinal to see how the other guy is hung.TIMID: Cannot piss if someone is watching, flushes urinal and comes back later.INDIFFERENT: All urinals being in use, he pisses in the sink.CLEVER: No hands, fixes tie, looks around and usually pisses on the floor.WORRIED: Not sure of where he has been lately, makes a quick inspection.FRIVOLOUS: Plays stream up, down and across urinals, tries to hit fly or bug.ABSENT-MINDED: Opens vest, pulls out his tie, pisses in his pants.CHILDISH: Pisses directly in bottom of urinal, likes to see it bubble.SNEAK: Farts silently while pissing, acts very innocent, knows the man in the next stall will get blamed.PATIENT: Stands very close for a long while waiting, reads with free hand.DESPERATE: Waits in a long line, teeth floating, pisses in pants.TOUGH: Bangs dick on side of urinal to dry it.EFFICIENT: Waits until he has to crap, and then does both.FAT: Backs up and takes a blind shot at urinal, pisses on shoes.LITTLE: Stands on box, falls in, drowns.DRUNK: Holds left thumb in right hand, pisses in pants.DISGRUNTED: Stands for a while, gives up, walks away.CONCEITED: Holds two inch dick like a baseball bat.PENIS BRUSHMom walked into the bathroom one day and found young Johnny furiously scrubbing his penis with a toothbrush and toothpaste."What the heck do you think you're doing, young man!?" she exclaimed."Don't try to stop me!" Johnny warned. "I'm gonna do this three times a day, because there's no way I'm gonna get a cavity that looks and smells as bad as my sister's."</blockquote>

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