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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064585018" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>A PRAYER FOR THE STRESSED</p><p></p><p>Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,</p><p>The courage to change the things I cannot accept,</p><p>And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today because they pissed me off.</p><p>And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today as they may be connected to the ass I may have to kiss tomorrow.</p><p>Help me to always give 100% at work...</p><p>12% on Monday,</p><p>23% on Tuesday, </p><p>40% on Wednesday,</p><p>20% on Thursday,</p><p>and 5% on Fridays</p><p>Help me to remember that when I'm having a really bad day, and it seems that people are trying to piss me off,</p><p>That it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me.</p><p></p><p>=====</p><p></p><p>Confucious Say.....</p><p></p><p>Man who tell one too many light bulb jokes soon burn out. </p><p>It takes many nails to build a crib but one screw to fill it. </p><p>Man who drive like hell, bound to get there. </p><p>Man who sit on tack, get point. </p><p>Man with hand on tool not always mechanic. </p><p>Man who lives in glass house should change in basement. </p><p>He who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.</p><p>_______________________________________________________</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064585018, member: 14320"] A PRAYER FOR THE STRESSED Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, The courage to change the things I cannot accept, And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today because they pissed me off. And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today as they may be connected to the ass I may have to kiss tomorrow. Help me to always give 100% at work... 12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday, 20% on Thursday, and 5% on Fridays Help me to remember that when I'm having a really bad day, and it seems that people are trying to piss me off, That it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me. ===== Confucious Say..... Man who tell one too many light bulb jokes soon burn out. It takes many nails to build a crib but one screw to fill it. Man who drive like hell, bound to get there. Man who sit on tack, get point. Man with hand on tool not always mechanic. Man who lives in glass house should change in basement. He who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs. _______________________________________________________ [/QUOTE]
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