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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064583984" data-attributes="member: 14320">Halloween PartyA Black man and his wife are going to a Halloween party in a couple ofdays, so the husband asks his wife to go to the store and get costumesfor them to wear.When he comes home that night, he goes into the bedroom and finds, laidout on the bed, a Superman costume.The husband calls to his wife, "What are you doing, honey?" he says."Have you ever heard of a Black Superman? Can you take this back and getme something else to wear?"The next day, the wife, not too happy, returns the costume and gets areplacement. The husband comes home from work and goes into the bedroom.There, laid out on the bed, is a Batman costume.He yells to his wife, "What are you doing? Have you ever heard of aBlack Batman? Take this shit back and get me something I can wear to thecostume party!"The next morning, his irate wife goes shopping. When the husband comeshome again from work, he finds there, laid out on the bed, three items:one is a set of three white buttons, the second is a thick white belt,and the third item is a 2X4 piece of wood.The husband yells again to his wife, "What the hell are these for?"The wife yells right back, "Take your clothes off. You can put thesethree white buttons on the front of you and go as a domino. If you don'tlike that one, you can put the white belt on and go as a an Oreo cookie.And if you don't like that one, you can stick the 2X4 up your ass and goas a fudgesicle."happy halloween jokesOn Halloween, this woman opens her door to find the most adorable little girl, with golden red hair and the biggest blue eyes. She was dressed as an witch, and was just delightful. The woman said, "What are you supposedto say sweetheart?" The little girl looks up at the woman and says..."Twick or Tweat!" The woman thinks this is just adorable, and she calls her husband to come to the door. The woman say to the child, "Go ahead honey say it just one more time." Once again the little Angel looks up and says, "Twick or Tweat!" The husband agrees with his wife, this little witch is just the cutest thing. The woman picks an apple from the Treat Bowl, shines it up with her apron, and drops it into the little girl's Treat Bag. The little witch looks in her bag then looks up at the woman and says... "Thanks lady, you just boke my fu--in' cookies!"</blockquote>