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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064583631" data-attributes="member: 14320">A Rancher's HandA successful rancher died and left everything to hisdevoted wife. She was a very good-looking womanand determined to keep the ranch, but knew verylittle about ranching, so she decided to place anad in the newspaper for a ranch hand.Two men applied for the job. One was gay and theother a drunk. She thought long and hard about it,and when no one else applied, she decided to hirethe gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have himaround the house than the drunk. He proved to bea hard worker who put in long hours every day andknew a lot about ranching. For weeks, the two ofthem worked very hard, and the ranch was doingvery well.Then one day, the rancher's widow said to the hiredhand, "You have done a really good job, and the ranchlooks great. You should go into town and kick up yourheels."The hired hand readily agreed and went into town onSaturday night. However, one o'clock came and hedidn't return. Two o'clock and no hired hand. Hereturned around two-thirty and found the rancher'swidow sitting by the fireplace.She quietly called him over to her. "Unbutton myblouse and take it off," she said. Trembling, he didas she directed. "Now take off my boots." He did so,slowly."Now take off my socks." He did."Now take off my skirt." He did. "Now take off my bra."Again with trembling hands he did as he was told.Now," she said, "take off my panties." He slowlypulled them down and off.Then she looked at him and said, "If you EVER wearmy clothes to town again, I'll fire you on the spot."=====dancing dividerWhat do you see when you look into a blonde's eyes?The back of her head.Blessed is the man who sucks on dirty clits for he shall ever have the shits.</blockquote>

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