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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064583204" data-attributes="member: 14320">Slumped Over The BarJeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar. He Walks over and asks Paul what's wrong. "Well," replies Paul, "You knowthat beautiful girl at work that I wanted to ask out, but I got an erection every time I saw her. "Yes," replies Jeff with a laugh. "Well," says Paul, straightening up, "I finally worked up the courage to ask her out, and she agreed.""That's great!" says Jeff, "When are you going out?" "I went to meet her this evening," continues Paul, "but I was worried I'd get an erection again. So I got some duct tape and taped "it" to my leg, so if I did, it wouldn't show"."Sensible" says Jeff. "So I get to her door," says Paul, "and I rang her doorbell. She answered it in the sheerest, sexiest, dress you ever saw."And what happened then? Asked Jeff. "I kicked her in the face."=====Roger had set a double date for himself and his friend Troy. Roger said, "Troy, I'll give you first choice. Let me tell you what they're like." "Okay," said his buddy. "Sandra has kind of a dumpy figure. She's short on looks, but she gives an incredible blowjob. Suzie is pretty and has a perfect pair of legs, which she shows off by wearing shoes with very high heels." "Say no more," interrupted Troy. "I'll go for head over heels anytime."=====My dental hygienist, Faye Ray, Said, "Travis, eat pussy each day; Your gums will be stronger, Your teeth will last longer, Coz pussy prevents tooth decay!"</blockquote>

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