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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064583082" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>Vibrators Are Better...</p><p></p><p>* A vibrator doesn't have an orgasm first and then just stop "vibrating."</p><p>* Vibrators are never too busy watching the game on tv.</p><p>* Batteries are cheaper than pick up trucks!!</p><p>* When we're done with them we can stuff them back in the drawer and not hear from them until we're ready.</p><p>* It's happy to keep going until we're satisfied.</p><p>* We can get a bigger one or one that has better options whenever we want without being called a slut.</p><p>* Position is your choice, not his.</p><p>* It always is hard.</p><p>* It doesn't leave a mess behind.</p><p>* You don't have to wear an ill fitting teddy to excite it.</p><p>* It doesn't care that you gained 10 lbs.</p><p>* It doesn't fall asleep and snore in your ear afterwards.</p><p>* You don't have to clean up the apartment before bringing it home.</p><p>* Vibrators are better then men because ...</p><p>* They don't get tired after the first time</p><p>* They never poke you in the back in the morning to see if you are in the mood.</p><p>* Vibrators are better then men because in the morning you don't have to fix it breakfast.</p><p>* Safe sex without a rubber</p><p>* A couple batteries and you don't have to put up with the shit, just turn it off when you get done with it !</p><p>* As long as you have a new pack of energizers the vibrator can keep going and going and going! (while you keep coming and coming!)</p><p>* Vibrators are portable so you can do it anytime, anywhere you want!!</p><p>* They don't burp, fart, belch or fall asleep on you.</p><p>* You don't have to dress up for your vibrator.</p><p>* You can show it off to your friends.</p><p>* They never wake up at 4 a.m. asking for another one</p><p>* It doesn't leave a wet spot.</p><p>* It can be stashed away in a drawer.</p><p>* It doesn't have a mother!!</p><p>* It doesn't require "a little lip action" to get hard.</p><p>* You know exactly where it's been.</p><p>* Vibrators don't care if you get crumbs in the bed.</p><p>* They never come before you do.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064583082, member: 14320"] Vibrators Are Better... * A vibrator doesn't have an orgasm first and then just stop "vibrating." * Vibrators are never too busy watching the game on tv. * Batteries are cheaper than pick up trucks!! * When we're done with them we can stuff them back in the drawer and not hear from them until we're ready. * It's happy to keep going until we're satisfied. * We can get a bigger one or one that has better options whenever we want without being called a slut. * Position is your choice, not his. * It always is hard. * It doesn't leave a mess behind. * You don't have to wear an ill fitting teddy to excite it. * It doesn't care that you gained 10 lbs. * It doesn't fall asleep and snore in your ear afterwards. * You don't have to clean up the apartment before bringing it home. * Vibrators are better then men because ... * They don't get tired after the first time * They never poke you in the back in the morning to see if you are in the mood. * Vibrators are better then men because in the morning you don't have to fix it breakfast. * Safe sex without a rubber * A couple batteries and you don't have to put up with the shit, just turn it off when you get done with it ! * As long as you have a new pack of energizers the vibrator can keep going and going and going! (while you keep coming and coming!) * Vibrators are portable so you can do it anytime, anywhere you want!! * They don't burp, fart, belch or fall asleep on you. * You don't have to dress up for your vibrator. * You can show it off to your friends. * They never wake up at 4 a.m. asking for another one * It doesn't leave a wet spot. * It can be stashed away in a drawer. * It doesn't have a mother!! * It doesn't require "a little lip action" to get hard. * You know exactly where it's been. * Vibrators don't care if you get crumbs in the bed. * They never come before you do. [/QUOTE]
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