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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064582738" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>Naughty Funnies</p><p></p><p>Two blonde girls walk into a department store. They walk up to the perfume counter and pick up a sample bottle.</p><p></p><p>Sharon sprays it on her wrist and smells it, "That's quite nice, don't you think, Tracy?"</p><p></p><p>"Yeah. What's it called, Sharon?"</p><p></p><p>"Viens a moi."</p><p></p><p>"Viens a moi? What does that mean?"</p><p></p><p>At this stage the assistant offers some help. "Viens a moi, ladies, is French for 'come to me'."</p><p></p><p>Sharon takes anther sniff and offers her arm to Tracy again saying, "That doesn't smell like come to me. Does that smell like come to you?"</p><p></p><p>=====</p><p></p><p>Vinnie and Hank are drinking, when Vinnie leans over and starts stroking Hank's beard.</p><p>Vinnie says, "Your face feels just like my wife's pussy."</p><p>Hank strokes it himself and says, "You're right."</p><p></p><p>=====</p><p></p><p>Q: How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid? </p><p>A: When you open her legs a light goes on!!</p><p></p><p>Q: How do you know if elephants have been making love in your back yard? </p><p>A: The trash can liner bags are missing.</p><p></p><p>Q: How do you know when it's time to wash dishes and clean the house? </p><p>A: Look inside your pants; if you have a penis, it's not time.</p><p></p><p>Q: How do you spell clitoris?"</p><p>A: I don't know, but I had it on the tip of my tongue just a moment ago.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064582738, member: 14320"] Naughty Funnies Two blonde girls walk into a department store. They walk up to the perfume counter and pick up a sample bottle. Sharon sprays it on her wrist and smells it, "That's quite nice, don't you think, Tracy?" "Yeah. What's it called, Sharon?" "Viens a moi." "Viens a moi? What does that mean?" At this stage the assistant offers some help. "Viens a moi, ladies, is French for 'come to me'." Sharon takes anther sniff and offers her arm to Tracy again saying, "That doesn't smell like come to me. Does that smell like come to you?" ===== Vinnie and Hank are drinking, when Vinnie leans over and starts stroking Hank's beard. Vinnie says, "Your face feels just like my wife's pussy." Hank strokes it himself and says, "You're right." ===== Q: How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid? A: When you open her legs a light goes on!! Q: How do you know if elephants have been making love in your back yard? A: The trash can liner bags are missing. Q: How do you know when it's time to wash dishes and clean the house? A: Look inside your pants; if you have a penis, it's not time. Q: How do you spell clitoris?" A: I don't know, but I had it on the tip of my tongue just a moment ago. [/QUOTE]
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