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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064581083" data-attributes="member: 14320">A Helicopter RideThree soldiers had just been released from the Army.To celebrate, they decided to take a helicopter ride around the town.The first soldier was eating a banana."Hmmm...I wonder....if we throw this peel out the helicopter,will we see it land?" The other 2 soldiers shrugged and said goahead and throw it out. They watched with anticipation, but theydidn't see it land.The second soldier had a rock. He threw it out the helicopter andsaid, "This is bigger than the peel. We oughta be able to see thisland." The soldiers all watched again, but nothing happened.The third soldier pulled out a grenade, pulled the pin, and threw it."NOW we'll see this land." The soldiers watched again...nothinghappened.After the ride the soldiers were walking home. They saw a littlegirl crying on the sidewalk. "What's wrong?" the soldiers asked."Well," said the girl, "I was just walking along and slipped on a bananapeel that came our from no where."The soldiers explained what had happened on the helicopterand carried the little girl home. As they were walking along oncemore they saw a little boy crying on the side of the road. "What'sthe matter, Son?" "Well," said the little boy, "I was just walking alongwhen a rock hit me on the head." The soldiers again told their storyand helped the little boy home. "I wonder what happened with thegrenade," said one soldier."Me too," said another, so the soldiers went running down the roadwhere they saw an old woman laughing hysterically. "Ma'am...what's sofunny?"The old woman between giggles said, "Well, I farted and my house blew up.=====The boss came in and asked the new secretary, "Linda, do you know the difference between a Caesar Salad and a blow job?""No," she replied."Great! Let's have lunch."</blockquote>

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