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wanna change my tyre for quite a while d, cause i've been using it for more than 3 years, now my tyres always will come out with some noise, make me worry cause i feel insecure when the sounds come out while driving...

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An Autocross event. The owner forgot to torque down his lugnuts. F**king hell.... :banghead: