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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064580283" data-attributes="member: 14320">You May Be A Ho If......You become a Vaseline spokesperson. Having two tampons in at the same time doesn't bother you.You go through a Sealy Bed (tm) a week.Frederick of Hollywood actually comes to your door himself...just to see where 1/2 of his orders go.You have to go across the border for a Pap Smear.Tetracycline is your best friend.McDonald's calls you The Happy Meal.It takes 2 douches and a spatula at shower time.When you've got a Take a Number machine at your door.When you get hemorrhoids on you shoulders.Your day starts and ends by rolling over.When the sperm bank calls for remnants.When you're wearing more latex than spandex.When your ceiling mirrors fog.When they install a revolving door at your apartment.When the Marine Corps does recruitment outside your door.Madonna comes to you for pointers.When he doesn't even have to buy you a drink.When you have a room key to every hotel in town.Motel 6 signals you in with runway lights.The only place you haven't had sex is on the moon.When a men's prison becomes a vacation hot spotWhen it only takes 2 licks to get to the center of a Blow Pop.When you and your cat have the same tongue consistency.=======2 nuns were walking in Central Park in New York lateat night and 2 men came out of the bushes, and startedto force them into having sex. The first nun prayed saying,Forgive him Lord for hedoes not know what he is doing, While the other nun screams, Oh yes, he does!</blockquote>

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