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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064580151" data-attributes="member: 14320">One Cold NightA man and his wife were driving home one cold night when the wife asks her husband to stop the car. There was a baby skunk lying at the side of the road, and she got out to see if it was still alive.It was, and she said to her husband, "It's nearly frozen to death. Can we take it with us, get it warm, and let it go in the morning?"He says, "OK, get in the car with it.""Where shall I put it to keep warm?" the wife asks.He says, "Put it in between your legs. It's nice and warm there."Giggling she asks, "But what about the smell?"He replies, "Just hold his little nose."The man is expected to recover, but the skunk she used to beat him with, died at the scene.=====There once was this guy named StanWho had some trouble being a man.Wore a dress and high heelsDrove a Chevy with pink wheels...And soon Stan became a tran.=====There was a young gypsy girl RoseWith obsessions for gentlemens' hose.Up her pussy, her rear,In her mouth and each earAnd her cute little freckle-tipped nose.=====There once was a man from Yorkwho picked his nose with a fork.When it got stuckhe cried "I don't give a fuck",and walked around looking like a dork.</blockquote>

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