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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064579920" data-attributes="member: 14320">Top 10 Things NOT To Say To Parents When Picking Up A Date.10. "Sorry I'm a little late. I had to stop by the drugstore."9. "Show me how you used to spank her."8. "Please come inside? Wow, you sound just like your daughter."7. "Do you think she would put out if I told her that I loved her?"6. "I just got my license today."5. "I believe being sexually active since I was 12 has helped me mature."4. "Five bucks says she's a D-cup."3. "Hey do you have an empty pop can and some matches?"2. "Hi. I'm Robert, but my friends call me 'Back Door Bob.'"1. "So, does your wife just lay there during sex too?=====Two nuns, Sister Marilyn and Sister Helen, are traveling through Europe in their car. They get to Transylvania and are stopped at a traffic light.Suddenly, out of nowhere, a diminutive Dracula jumps onto the hood of the car and hisses through the windshield."Quick, quick", shouts Sister Marilyn. "What shall we do"?"Turn the windshield wipers on. That will get rid of the abomination". says Sister Helen .Sister Marilyn switches the wipers on, knocking Dracula about, but he clings on and continues hissing at the nuns."Now what"? shouts Sister Marilyn."Show him your cross", says Sister Helen."Now you're talking", says Sister Marilyn as she opens the window and shouts..... "GET THE FUCK OFF THE CAR!!!!!!!"</blockquote>

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