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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064579475" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>High School Buddies</p><p></p><p>Two high-school buddies were attending the senior prom.</p><p></p><p>"Suzy wants to go out to my car. She's really hot," one boy said. "I'm</p><p>really nervous. I know I'll goof up!"</p><p></p><p>"Take it easy," his friend assured him. "All you gotta do is compliment</p><p>her. Chicks love to be complemented. You'll have her in the palm of your</p><p>hand."</p><p></p><p>About a half-hour later the young man came back, rubbing a black eye.</p><p></p><p>"Shit, man! What happened to you?!" his buddy asked.</p><p></p><p>"I took your advice."</p><p></p><p>"Didn't you compliment her?"</p><p></p><p>"Sure I did. We got in my car and started kissing. I told her that for</p><p>such full lips, hers sure tasted sweet. She liked that. After a while I</p><p>started feeling her tits, and I told her that for such large breasts</p><p>they sure were firm. She liked that, too."</p><p></p><p>"It sounds like you were doing great," his friend said.</p><p></p><p>"Well," the other answered, "that's when everything went wrong. I got</p><p>her dress up and her panties off, and I tried to think of another</p><p>compliment."</p><p></p><p>"What did you say?"</p><p></p><p>"For such a large crack, it doesn't stink much."</p><p></p><p>=====</p><p></p><p>The blonde rushing through the grocery store headed for the express line. </p><p>She noticed that the male checker had his back to her, so said, "Excuse me, </p><p>could you please check me out?"</p><p>He turned around, gazed at her from head to toe, and said, "Nice tits."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064579475, member: 14320"] High School Buddies Two high-school buddies were attending the senior prom. "Suzy wants to go out to my car. She's really hot," one boy said. "I'm really nervous. I know I'll goof up!" "Take it easy," his friend assured him. "All you gotta do is compliment her. Chicks love to be complemented. You'll have her in the palm of your hand." About a half-hour later the young man came back, rubbing a black eye. "Shit, man! What happened to you?!" his buddy asked. "I took your advice." "Didn't you compliment her?" "Sure I did. We got in my car and started kissing. I told her that for such full lips, hers sure tasted sweet. She liked that. After a while I started feeling her tits, and I told her that for such large breasts they sure were firm. She liked that, too." "It sounds like you were doing great," his friend said. "Well," the other answered, "that's when everything went wrong. I got her dress up and her panties off, and I tried to think of another compliment." "What did you say?" "For such a large crack, it doesn't stink much." ===== The blonde rushing through the grocery store headed for the express line. She noticed that the male checker had his back to her, so said, "Excuse me, could you please check me out?" He turned around, gazed at her from head to toe, and said, "Nice tits." [/QUOTE]
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