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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064576252" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>Physical Examination</p><p></p><p>A young woman was having a physical examination and was very embarrassed</p><p>because of a weight problem. As she removed her last bit of clothing, she blushed.</p><p>'I am so ashamed, Doctor, she said. I guess I let myself go.</p><p></p><p>The physician was checking her eyes and ears. Don't feel ashamed, Miss.</p><p>You don't look that bad.</p><p></p><p>Do you really think so, Doctor? she asked.</p><p>The doctor held a tongue depressor in front of her face and said,</p><p>Of course.... Now just open your mouth and say moo.</p><p></p><p>=====</p><p></p><p>Suzie Wong and her sister looked tight </p><p>When they laid Mr. Wright one hot night </p><p>He resisted just one </p><p>But a pair?.. Too much fun </p><p>Which is how two Wongs made a Wright.</p><p></p><p>=====</p><p></p><p>A trucker drives his fully loaded rig to the top of a steep hill and starts down the other side when he notices a man and a woman making love in the center of the road. </p><p></p><p>He blows his horn several times, but they don't budge. He slams on his brakes and stops just inches from them.</p><p></p><p>Getting out of the cab, madder than hell, the trucker walks to the couple, still in the road, and yells, "What the hell's the matter with you two? Didn't you hear me blowing the horn? You could've been killed!"</p><p></p><p>The man on the highway looks up and says, "Look, I was coming, she was coming, and you were coming. You were the only one with brakes."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064576252, member: 14320"] Physical Examination A young woman was having a physical examination and was very embarrassed because of a weight problem. As she removed her last bit of clothing, she blushed. 'I am so ashamed, Doctor, she said. I guess I let myself go. The physician was checking her eyes and ears. Don't feel ashamed, Miss. You don't look that bad. Do you really think so, Doctor? she asked. The doctor held a tongue depressor in front of her face and said, Of course.... Now just open your mouth and say moo. ===== Suzie Wong and her sister looked tight When they laid Mr. Wright one hot night He resisted just one But a pair?.. Too much fun Which is how two Wongs made a Wright. ===== A trucker drives his fully loaded rig to the top of a steep hill and starts down the other side when he notices a man and a woman making love in the center of the road. He blows his horn several times, but they don't budge. He slams on his brakes and stops just inches from them. Getting out of the cab, madder than hell, the trucker walks to the couple, still in the road, and yells, "What the hell's the matter with you two? Didn't you hear me blowing the horn? You could've been killed!" The man on the highway looks up and says, "Look, I was coming, she was coming, and you were coming. You were the only one with brakes." [/QUOTE]
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