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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064576030" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>Chamber Maids</p><p></p><p>The chamber maid blushed a bright red </p><p>It must have been something I said </p><p>I quipped, "You look hot </p><p>And I like you a lot </p><p>So please do not turn down my bed" </p><p></p><p>"I have never been screwed," the maid said, </p><p>"But I do enjoy giving men head." </p><p>First she went down on me, </p><p>Then I screwed her with glee. </p><p>I got two things in one: maidenhead. </p><p></p><p>I was horny, said, "Let's go to town!" </p><p>Then said, "Lie on your back." She did frown. </p><p>She replied, "Me on top, </p><p>And I'll screw 'til we drop. </p><p>It's a thing I won't take lying down." </p><p></p><p>The maid was quite hot; I adored 'er. </p><p>Her bod I explored while I scored 'er. </p><p>I remember the night </p><p>That was filled with delight. </p><p>For me, it was just maid to order. </p><p></p><p>I enjoyed many times getting laid, </p><p>And I'm glad that the housekeeper stayed. </p><p>'Bout that night I reflect, </p><p>And as you might suspect, </p><p>I admit that I did have it maid. </p><p></p><p>All night long 'gainst my body she pressed </p><p>Without stopping. I got little rest. </p><p>When I left the next day, </p><p>"Come again!" she did say. </p><p>The maid service I got was the best. </p><p></p><p></p><p>Three friends took their wives on vacation for a week in Las Vegas and they all had a great time.</p><p></p><p>A few days after they returned home, the men were sitting around talking about their trip.</p><p></p><p>"I don't think I'm ever going to do that again!" says the first guy. "Since we've been back, my wife flings her arms and hollers '7 come 11' all night long. I haven't had a wink of sleep!"</p><p></p><p>"I hear ya, buddy," the second guy replies. "My wife played blackjack the whole time we were there. Since we've been back, she slaps the bed all night and hollers 'hit me light, hit me hard'. I haven't had a wink of sleep either!"</p><p></p><p>"You guys think you have it bad!" exclaims the third guy. "My wife played the slots the entire time we were there. Every morning I wake up with a sore dick and an ass full of quarters!"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064576030, member: 14320"] Chamber Maids The chamber maid blushed a bright red It must have been something I said I quipped, "You look hot And I like you a lot So please do not turn down my bed" "I have never been screwed," the maid said, "But I do enjoy giving men head." First she went down on me, Then I screwed her with glee. I got two things in one: maidenhead. I was horny, said, "Let's go to town!" Then said, "Lie on your back." She did frown. She replied, "Me on top, And I'll screw 'til we drop. It's a thing I won't take lying down." The maid was quite hot; I adored 'er. Her bod I explored while I scored 'er. I remember the night That was filled with delight. For me, it was just maid to order. I enjoyed many times getting laid, And I'm glad that the housekeeper stayed. 'Bout that night I reflect, And as you might suspect, I admit that I did have it maid. All night long 'gainst my body she pressed Without stopping. I got little rest. When I left the next day, "Come again!" she did say. The maid service I got was the best. Three friends took their wives on vacation for a week in Las Vegas and they all had a great time. A few days after they returned home, the men were sitting around talking about their trip. "I don't think I'm ever going to do that again!" says the first guy. "Since we've been back, my wife flings her arms and hollers '7 come 11' all night long. I haven't had a wink of sleep!" "I hear ya, buddy," the second guy replies. "My wife played blackjack the whole time we were there. Since we've been back, she slaps the bed all night and hollers 'hit me light, hit me hard'. I haven't had a wink of sleep either!" "You guys think you have it bad!" exclaims the third guy. "My wife played the slots the entire time we were there. Every morning I wake up with a sore dick and an ass full of quarters!" [/QUOTE]
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