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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064574469" data-attributes="member: 14320">Unable To Perform After a few years of married life, this guy finds that he is unable toperform anymore.He goes to his doctor, and his doctor tries a fewthings, but nothing works.Finally the doctor says to him, "this is all in your mind," and refershim to a psychiatrist.After a few visits to the shrink, the shrinkconfesses,"I am at a loss as to how you could possibly be cured."Finally the psychiatrist refers him to a witch doctor.The witch doctor tells him, "I can cure this,"and throws some powder on a flame, andthere is a flash with billowing blue smoke....The witch doctor says"This is powerful healing but you can only use it once a year!All youhave to do is say '123' and it shall rise for as long as you wish!"The guy then asks the witch doctor "What happens when it's over?"Thewitch doctor says "all you have to say is '1234' and it will go down.But be warned it will not work again for a year!"The guy goes home andthat night he is ready to surprise his wife with the good news....So heis lying in bed with her and says '123', and suddenly he gets anerection.His wife turns over and says "What did you say '123' for?"=====Mrs. Jones is having her house painted, and her husband comes home fromwork and leans against the freshly painted wall. The next day, she saysto the painter, "You wanna see where my husband put his hand lastnight?"He sighs and says, "Look, lady, I got a tough day's work ahead of me.Why don't you just make us a cup of tea?"=====A man goes to his psychiatrist complaining about marriage problems. Theshrink asks him, "Do you talk to your wife during sex?" "Sure," says theguy, "I've got a cell phone!"</blockquote>

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