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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064573642" data-attributes="member: 14320">Not MondayA guy gets a new job and he works Tuesday to Friday, but on Monday he calls his boss and says: "I can not come in today. I'm sick." The same thing happens next week and the week after. The boss gets irritated, but he doesn't want to fire the guy,because he's really good at what he does. He calls him in his office and says to him: "Listen, I'm really happy that I've hired you, but you simply don't work on Mondays. Tell me what the problem is? Do you drink a lot, do you take drugs?" "No," replies the guy, "I don't drink at all and I don't do drugs. But my sister is married to this guy, who drinks every weekend. So when he comes home he beats her really badly. I go to visit her every Monday to make sure she's OK. She starts crying on my shoulder, one thing leads to another and then we start fucking." "You fuck your sister?" The guy replies, "Hey, I told you I was sick."=========In marriage there's often a glitch, When you find out you married a bitch, She once was quite nice, All sugar and spice, Now she's an evil old witch=========May your bleeding piles torment youAnd corns grow on your feetAnd crabs the size of horse turdsGet on your balls and eatAnd when you're old and feebleA syphilitic wreckMay your head fall through your assholeAnd break your fucking neck</blockquote>

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