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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064571766" data-attributes="member: 14320">Hillbilly KidThis hillbilly kid goes into a drugstore and asks the druggist for a box of condoms.The druggist says, "How old are you, son?"The kid replies, "Eleven.""I can't sell you any condoms," the druggist says."You're too young."The kid says, "Gimme some rubbers or I'll call a cop.""All right, cool it," the druggists says to the kid. "What kind of condoms do you want?"The kid tells him, "Gimme the French ticklers."The druggist says, "Listen, kid. Do you know what one of those things will do to a woman?""No," the kid replies, "but I hear they make a sheep jump pretty high!"This man went into a night-club and saw a gorgeous honey sitting by her self at the bar, he asked her to dance.She agreed and they took to the dance floor for a slow one.While they were cheek to cheek, the guy said "Your really smell terrific. What's that you have on?"The flattered girl told him it was Chanel #5.Then wanting to return the compliment, she said, "You smell good, too. What is it that you have on?""Well, I've got a hard on, but I didn't think you could smell it," the guy replie________________________________________The spouse of a pretty young thing Came home from the wars in the spring. He was lame but he came With his dame like a flame-- A discharge is a wonderful thing.</blockquote>

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