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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064570771" data-attributes="member: 14320">"Doctor, Doctor"This guy goes into a doctors and says "Doctor, Doctor you've gotta help me. I just can't stop having sex!" "Well how often do you have it?" the doctor asks. "Well, twice a day I have sex with my wife, TWICE a day", he answers back. "That's not so much", says the doctor. "Yes, but that's not all. Twice a day I have sex with my secretary, TWICE a day," replies the man. "Well that is probably a bit excessive," says the doctor. "Yes, but that's not all. Twice a day I have sex with a prostitute, TWICE a day," says the man. "Well, that's definitely to much", says the doctor. "You've got to learn to take yourself in hand." "I do", says the man. "Twice a day." This guy goes out with his buddies for a night on the town and they cap off the festivities by going to a house of ill repute.A week later, the guy visits his doctor complaining of a large green lump on the end of his penis.The doctor does a thorough exam, then pulls down a weighty medical book and flicks through it till he finds what he's looking for.He looks up and says, "I'm afraid this is serious. We'll have to operate!""Operate?", exclaims the fellow, "Why, Doc? What's the problem?""Well, you know how boxers can get a cauliflower ear? You've developed the same sort of thing. You've got a brothel sprout."The wife of an athlete named Chuck Found her married life shit out of luck. Her husband played hockey Without wearing a jockey Now he hasn't got what it takes to fuck!</blockquote>

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