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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064570437" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>Overweight Blonde</p><p></p><p>An overweight blonde woman went to see her doctor one day, so that she could get some advice about going on a diet.</p><p>"Okay," said the doctor, "I recommend that you eat regularly for two days, then skip a day. Repeat this for two weeks and the next time that you see me you should have lost t least 5 pounds."</p><p>Two weeks later the blonde see's her doctor again. She gets on the scales and the doctor is happy to see that she has lost nearly 30 pounds.</p><p>"So you followed my instructions then?" asked the doctor.</p><p>"Yes," the blonde nodded,"but I can tell you I thought I was going to drop dead on the third day!"</p><p>"From the hunger you mean?" asked the doctor, confused.</p><p>"No," replied the blonde, "From skipping all day!"</p><p></p><p></p><p>Some nuns were walking down the steps of a church when a </p><p>young priest walked up and into the church nodding to them.</p><p>"That father James, he's a rascal." "Sister Anna what do </p><p>you mean?" </p><p></p><p>"Well, he opened his pants one day when I was confessing and </p><p>told me that his penis was the staff of life, and had me </p><p>pull it" 'Well, said the other nun, He told me it was </p><p>Gabriel's horn and made me blow it!.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064570437, member: 14320"] Overweight Blonde An overweight blonde woman went to see her doctor one day, so that she could get some advice about going on a diet. "Okay," said the doctor, "I recommend that you eat regularly for two days, then skip a day. Repeat this for two weeks and the next time that you see me you should have lost t least 5 pounds." Two weeks later the blonde see's her doctor again. She gets on the scales and the doctor is happy to see that she has lost nearly 30 pounds. "So you followed my instructions then?" asked the doctor. "Yes," the blonde nodded,"but I can tell you I thought I was going to drop dead on the third day!" "From the hunger you mean?" asked the doctor, confused. "No," replied the blonde, "From skipping all day!" Some nuns were walking down the steps of a church when a young priest walked up and into the church nodding to them. "That father James, he's a rascal." "Sister Anna what do you mean?" "Well, he opened his pants one day when I was confessing and told me that his penis was the staff of life, and had me pull it" 'Well, said the other nun, He told me it was Gabriel's horn and made me blow it!. [/QUOTE]
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