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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064570245" data-attributes="member: 14320">Things Never To Say During Sex...Part 242) I think my dad is listening at the door.43) smile for the camera, honey!!!44) take off that damn monkey glove!!45) get your hand out of there!!46) I think the condom broke 10 minutes ago.47) I knew you wore a padded bra!!48) cover me boys, I'm going in!!!49) DIVE! DIVE! DIVE!50) Fire one!51) God, that is small!!52) hold on, let me change the channel...53) who smells like fish?54) is it O.K. if my mom (and/or dad) joins in?55) your best-friend does it much better.56) hope you don't mind I left my boots on.57) hurry up, the motor's runnin'.58) you're fogging up the wind-shield.59) can I borrow 5 bucks?60) what the hell noise was that?!61) stop moaning, you sound so stupid.62) shut up, bitch! (worse if the girl says it) 63) you know, you're not really attractive.64) I'm sorry, I was not listening.65) what, oh yea, I love you too, now let me concentrate!!66) stop interrupting me!!67) I have to take a shit.68) did I leave the iron on?69) your breath is funky.70) (start singing Green Day) .71) is it O.K. if I call someone, its O.K. though, keep going....72) its OK honey, I can imagine that its bigger.73) god I wish you were a real woman.74) why can't you ever shave your legs?75) by the way, when I drove over here, I ran over your dog....76) oh Susan, Susan... I mean donna.... shit.77) your breast milk is like my mom's....78) you're hairy!!79) your "happy trail" led me to a dead end.80) is it O.K. if I never see you again?81) did I forget to tell you I got worms from my cat?82) don't make that face at me!83) all of a sudden I have a headache.84) you're boring.</blockquote>

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