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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064569228" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>Things Not To Say During Sex...</p><p>Part 1</p><p></p><p>1.. Is it in?</p><p>2.. That's it?</p><p>3.. You've got to be kidding me.</p><p>4.. (Phone rings) Hello? Oh, nothing, and you?</p><p>5.. Do I have to pay for this?</p><p>6.. Do I have to call you tomorrow?</p><p>7.. Oh momma, momma!</p><p>8.. Oh dadda, dadda!</p><p>9.. You look better in the dark.</p><p>10.. This is much better than my last girl/boyfriend.</p><p>11.. I thought that goes in the other hole...</p><p>12.. Don't tell my husband/wife.</p><p>13.. You have the same bra my mom does (worse if the girl says it). </p><p>14.. This sucks. </p><p>15.. Can you finish now? I have a meeting... </p><p>16.. I hope you</p><p>don't expect a raise for this... </p><p>17.. I think you might get the job for</p><p>this. </p><p>18.. Damn! Is that all you know what to do. </p><p>19.. Did I tell you, I</p><p>have herpes? </p><p>20.. Now we must get married. </p><p>21.. Hurry up, the game's</p><p>about to start. </p><p>22.. I'm hungry. </p><p>23.. I'm thirsty. </p><p>24.. Zzzzzzzzzzzz.</p><p>25.. Are you trying to be funny? </p><p>26.. Can I have a ride home after this?</p><p>27.. Are those real? </p><p>28.. By the way, I want to break up. </p><p>29.. Is that</p><p>smell coming from you? </p><p>30.. Haven't you ever done this before? </p><p>31.. Wow!</p><p>I've never seen those before (then grope wildly). </p><p>32.. Do you know what</p><p>some female spiders do after sex? </p><p>33.. You're so much like your</p><p>sister... </p><p>34.. Your mom's cute. </p><p>35.. What's your name again? </p><p>36.. Do I</p><p>have to be here in the morning? </p><p>37.. A second time? I barely stayed</p><p>awake the first time! </p><p>38.. But you just started! </p><p>39.. You're about as</p><p>good as a 9 year old, and I should know! </p><p>40.. Don't touch that! </p><p>41.. Can</p><p>we order a pizza? </p><p>42.. I think my dad is listening at the door.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064569228, member: 14320"] Things Not To Say During Sex... Part 1 1.. Is it in? 2.. That's it? 3.. You've got to be kidding me. 4.. (Phone rings) Hello? Oh, nothing, and you? 5.. Do I have to pay for this? 6.. Do I have to call you tomorrow? 7.. Oh momma, momma! 8.. Oh dadda, dadda! 9.. You look better in the dark. 10.. This is much better than my last girl/boyfriend. 11.. I thought that goes in the other hole... 12.. Don't tell my husband/wife. 13.. You have the same bra my mom does (worse if the girl says it). 14.. This sucks. 15.. Can you finish now? I have a meeting... 16.. I hope you don't expect a raise for this... 17.. I think you might get the job for this. 18.. Damn! Is that all you know what to do. 19.. Did I tell you, I have herpes? 20.. Now we must get married. 21.. Hurry up, the game's about to start. 22.. I'm hungry. 23.. I'm thirsty. 24.. Zzzzzzzzzzzz. 25.. Are you trying to be funny? 26.. Can I have a ride home after this? 27.. Are those real? 28.. By the way, I want to break up. 29.. Is that smell coming from you? 30.. Haven't you ever done this before? 31.. Wow! I've never seen those before (then grope wildly). 32.. Do you know what some female spiders do after sex? 33.. You're so much like your sister... 34.. Your mom's cute. 35.. What's your name again? 36.. Do I have to be here in the morning? 37.. A second time? I barely stayed awake the first time! 38.. But you just started! 39.. You're about as good as a 9 year old, and I should know! 40.. Don't touch that! 41.. Can we order a pizza? 42.. I think my dad is listening at the door. [/QUOTE]
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