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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064568113" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>What You Want To Be </p><p></p><p>There were three babies in a woman's stomach, and they were discussing what they would like to be when birthed and grown up. </p><p></p><p>The first one said "I wanna be a plumber." </p><p></p><p>The others laughed at this, and asked "why a plumber?" </p><p></p><p>He replied, "so I can fix the pipes in here, its kinda leaky." </p><p></p><p>The second one said "I wanna be an electrician." </p><p></p><p>The others laughed at this and asked "why an electrician?" </p><p></p><p>He replied, "so I can get some lights in here, its dark!" </p><p></p><p>The third one said "I wanna be a boxer." </p><p></p><p>The others thought this was hilarious, and laughed for a full 5 minutes, before asking, "why in God's name do you want to be a boxer?" </p><p></p><p>He replied, "so I can beat the hell out of that bald guy who keeps coming in here and spitting on us!" </p><p></p><p></p><p>There once was a couple named Kelley, </p><p>Who lived their life belly to belly. </p><p>Because in their haste </p><p>They used Library Paste, </p><p>Instead of Petroleum Jelly.</p><p></p><p></p><p>There once was a chic named Nicole</p><p>Who loved to ingest a stiff pole</p><p>It was always well known</p><p>That she'd stuff steel, wood, or bone</p><p>Or maybe a tuba in that hole.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064568113, member: 14320"] What You Want To Be There were three babies in a woman's stomach, and they were discussing what they would like to be when birthed and grown up. The first one said "I wanna be a plumber." The others laughed at this, and asked "why a plumber?" He replied, "so I can fix the pipes in here, its kinda leaky." The second one said "I wanna be an electrician." The others laughed at this and asked "why an electrician?" He replied, "so I can get some lights in here, its dark!" The third one said "I wanna be a boxer." The others thought this was hilarious, and laughed for a full 5 minutes, before asking, "why in God's name do you want to be a boxer?" He replied, "so I can beat the hell out of that bald guy who keeps coming in here and spitting on us!" There once was a couple named Kelley, Who lived their life belly to belly. Because in their haste They used Library Paste, Instead of Petroleum Jelly. There once was a chic named Nicole Who loved to ingest a stiff pole It was always well known That she'd stuff steel, wood, or bone Or maybe a tuba in that hole. [/QUOTE]
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