Menu
Home
Post Something
Forums
Current Activity
New posts
Search forums
What's new
New posts
Latest activity
News & Features
The Marketplace
Cars for Sale
Engine and Performance
Chassis and Wheels
Exterior and Body
Interior and Cockpit
ICE - In Car Entertainment
Car Shops and Services
Toys and Wares
All Other Stuff
Jobs and Vacancies
Looking For
Members
Log in
Register
What's new
Search
Search
Search titles only
By:
Current Activity
New posts
Search forums
Menu
Log in
Register
Reply to thread
See what others are reading now! Try Forums >
Current Activity
Home
Forums
Main Forums
General Talk
JeSt fOr LaUgHs...
JavaScript is disabled. For a better experience, please enable JavaScript in your browser before proceeding.
You are using an out of date browser. It may not display this or other websites correctly.
You should upgrade or use an
alternative browser
.
Message
<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064566871" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>****** DICTIONARY</p><p></p><p>ATTRACTION - the act of associating horniness with a particular person.</p><p></p><p>LOVE AT 1st SIGHT - what occurs when two extremely horny, but not entirely choosy people meet.</p><p></p><p>****** - the process of spending enormous amounts of money, time, and energy to get better acquainted with a person whom you don't especially like in the present and will learn to like a lot less in the future.</p><p></p><p>BIRTH CONTROL - avoiding pregnancy through such tactics as swallowing special pills, inserting a diaphragm, using a condom, ****** repulsive men or spending time around children.</p><p></p><p>EASY - a term used to describe a woman who has the sexual morals of a man.</p><p></p><p>PRIG - a term used to describe a woman who wants to stay virgin until married.</p><p></p><p>EYE CONTACT - a method utilized by a single woman to communicate to a man that she is interested in him. Despite being advised to do so, many woman have difficulty looking a man directly in the eyes, not necessarily due to the shyness, but usually due to the fact that a woman's eyes are not located in her chest.</p><p></p><p>FRIEND - a member of the opposite sex in your acquaintance who has some flaw which makes sleeping with him/her totally unappealing. </p><p></p><p>INDIFFERENCE - a woman's feeling towards a man, which is interpreted by the man as "playing hard to get."</p><p></p><p>INTERESTING - a word a man uses to describe a woman who lets him do all the talking.</p><p></p><p>IRRITATING HABIT - what the endearing little qualities that initially attract two people to each other turn into after a few months together.</p><p></p><p>LAW OF RELATIVITY - how attractive a given person appears to be is directly proportional to how unattractive your date is.</p><p></p><p>NYMPHOMANIAC - a man's term for a woman who wants to have sex more often than he does.</p><p></p><p>FRIGID - a man's term for a woman who wants to have sex less often than he does, or who requires more foreplay than lifting her nightgown.</p><p></p><p>SOBER - condition in which it is almost impossible to fall in love.</p><p></p><p>NAG - a man's term for a woman who wants more to her life with him than just intercourse</p><p></p><p></p><p>DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE BLONDE THAT:</p><p>Lost her boyfriend because she forgot where she laid him.</p><p>Thought that asphalt was rectum trouble.</p><p>Was called tapioca because she could be made in a minute.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064566871, member: 14320"] ****** DICTIONARY ATTRACTION - the act of associating horniness with a particular person. LOVE AT 1st SIGHT - what occurs when two extremely horny, but not entirely choosy people meet. ****** - the process of spending enormous amounts of money, time, and energy to get better acquainted with a person whom you don't especially like in the present and will learn to like a lot less in the future. BIRTH CONTROL - avoiding pregnancy through such tactics as swallowing special pills, inserting a diaphragm, using a condom, ****** repulsive men or spending time around children. EASY - a term used to describe a woman who has the sexual morals of a man. PRIG - a term used to describe a woman who wants to stay virgin until married. EYE CONTACT - a method utilized by a single woman to communicate to a man that she is interested in him. Despite being advised to do so, many woman have difficulty looking a man directly in the eyes, not necessarily due to the shyness, but usually due to the fact that a woman's eyes are not located in her chest. FRIEND - a member of the opposite sex in your acquaintance who has some flaw which makes sleeping with him/her totally unappealing. INDIFFERENCE - a woman's feeling towards a man, which is interpreted by the man as "playing hard to get." INTERESTING - a word a man uses to describe a woman who lets him do all the talking. IRRITATING HABIT - what the endearing little qualities that initially attract two people to each other turn into after a few months together. LAW OF RELATIVITY - how attractive a given person appears to be is directly proportional to how unattractive your date is. NYMPHOMANIAC - a man's term for a woman who wants to have sex more often than he does. FRIGID - a man's term for a woman who wants to have sex less often than he does, or who requires more foreplay than lifting her nightgown. SOBER - condition in which it is almost impossible to fall in love. NAG - a man's term for a woman who wants more to her life with him than just intercourse DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE BLONDE THAT: Lost her boyfriend because she forgot where she laid him. Thought that asphalt was rectum trouble. Was called tapioca because she could be made in a minute. [/QUOTE]
Insert quotes…
Verification
Post reply
The Marketplace Latest
original FD2R akagakiracing titanium 2.75” exhaust...
Started by
david tao
Engine and Performance
original GT86 BRZ akagakiracing titanium 2.5”...
Started by
david tao
Engine and Performance
2pcs only, original rare spec Rays Volk Racing CE28...
Started by
david tao
Chassis and Wheels
original rare Yokohama ADVAN Racing RZ 18x8.5jj...
Started by
david tao
Chassis and Wheels
original rare spec Rays Volk Racing CE28 16x7jj...
Started by
david tao
Chassis and Wheels
Honda CITY 1.5 E (A)
Started by
PIstonHeads
Cars for sale
original BBS RE013 18x8jj offset +50 5H pcd 5x112...
Started by
david tao
Chassis and Wheels
original rare Yokohama ADVAN Racing RG3 18x8 18x8.5...
Started by
david tao
Chassis and Wheels
original Endless M4 S2 4pot 2pot brake caliper set...
Started by
david tao
Chassis and Wheels
original rare Yokohama ADVAN Racing RG2 17x8.5jj...
Started by
david tao
Chassis and Wheels
Posts refresh every 5 minutes
Skyline Gtr32 Misc Parts for sale
Sorry tom, just informing ppl.
Pls refer to post. Thanks.
http://www.zerotohundred.com/newforums/showthread.php?p=1474573#post1474573
Selling Original S15 Steering Wheel with Airbag
Like the title says,i got an Original S15 Steering wheel with air bag for sale.Condition is good...only used for a few days.
Price : RM500
Call me at 012-2357991
Thanks!
fried ecu-manual 6a10 v6 1.6
hi guys...
recently my brother fried his 6a10 ecu,4084 i think,thanks to the shoddy wiring during conversion.
usual suspect - the sensor.
at the dock
the pomen said 3 ic are burnt to death, and... the good...
Recent Posts
Darker Design : Mercedes-Benz Launches GLA Nightfall Edition in Malaysia
Started by
The_Mechanic
News and Features
Honda Malaysia Doubles Down on Hybrids: New CR-V Launches with Dual e:HEV...
Started by
The_Mechanic
News and Features
BateriHub Reaches 200-Store Milestone, Becomes Malaysia’s Largest...
Started by
The_Mechanic
News and Features
Been stalking for 3 years edy
Started by
dheepadarshan95
Introduction and Newbies
Recommendation: Turbocharger for 4B11 N.A engine
Started by
Mitevo7
Car Modification
Search
Online now
Enjoying Zerotohundred?
Log-in
for an ad-less experience
Home
Forums
Main Forums
General Talk
JeSt fOr LaUgHs...