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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064566792" data-attributes="member: 14320">Twin Bittey'sThere were these twin sisters just turning one hundred years old in St. Luke's Nursing Home and the editor of the Cambridge rag, "The Cambridge Distorter", told a photographer to get over there and take the pictures of these 100 year old twin Bitteys.One of the twins was hard of hearing and the other could hear quite well. The photographer asked them to sit on the sofa and the deaf one said to her twin, "WHAT DID HE SAY?"He said, "WE GOTTA SIT OVER THERE ON THE SOFA!", said the other."Now get a little closer together", said the cameraman.Again, "WHAT DID HE SAY?" "HE SAYS SQUEEZE TOGETHER A LITTLE" - So they wiggled up close to each other."Just hold on for a bit longer, I've got to focus a little", said the photographer.YET AGAIN - "WHAT DID HE SAY?""HE SAYS HE'S GONNA FOCUS!"With a big grin, the deaf twin shouted out, - "OH MY GOD - BOTH OF US?"=====There were these three guys at the lake, a German, an Englishman and a Nigerian.The German took out his dick, put it in the water, waited a while and told the others: "I can feel the temperature of the water. It's 32 degrees Celsius".The other two were amazed. "Let me try", the Englishman said. So he put his organ in the water, waited and said: "To be more exact, the temperature is 32.3 degrees Celsius".At last the Nigerian man said, "Let me have a try". So he took his equipment, lowered it into the lake and said: "I've no idea about the temperature, but the water is 2 feet 9 inches deep.</blockquote>

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