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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064565749" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>Two Co-eds</p><p></p><p>There was nothing to do on this Thursday night, so the two co-eds were just hanging around the apartment.</p><p></p><p>Brenda, who was dressed in only a in bra and panties, was jiggling back and forth around their place doing some chores.</p><p></p><p>Abby, who was sitting on the bed, decided this was the night that she would reveal her secret to her room mate.</p><p></p><p>"Take a break", Abby said to her friend, "Come over here and sit down".</p><p></p><p>As soon as Brenda sat on the bed, Abby leaned over and kissed her full on the lips.</p><p></p><p>"I've always wanted to tell you something" Abby said, "It's kinda hard to say this... Well, let me be frank".</p><p></p><p>Brenda leaned toward her friend and said in a sexually husky voice:</p><p></p><p>"No darling... Let me be Frank". </p><p>---</p><p>A new recruit joins the French foreign legion, after 6 months he is desperate for sex. He asked an old member, "What do you do for Sex around here?" </p><p></p><p>The man replied, "We use Doris."</p><p></p><p>"Who's Doris?" The man replied, "Camel in stable." The new recruiter said, "Yuk I'm not that desperate."</p><p></p><p>After a year, he can't take it any more. He walks to the stable, grabs a stool and starts humping the Camel. In walks an Old member and looks disgusted. "Uh you pervert, we use Doris to ride to the Brothel!"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064565749, member: 14320"] Two Co-eds There was nothing to do on this Thursday night, so the two co-eds were just hanging around the apartment. Brenda, who was dressed in only a in bra and panties, was jiggling back and forth around their place doing some chores. Abby, who was sitting on the bed, decided this was the night that she would reveal her secret to her room mate. "Take a break", Abby said to her friend, "Come over here and sit down". As soon as Brenda sat on the bed, Abby leaned over and kissed her full on the lips. "I've always wanted to tell you something" Abby said, "It's kinda hard to say this... Well, let me be frank". Brenda leaned toward her friend and said in a sexually husky voice: "No darling... Let me be Frank". --- A new recruit joins the French foreign legion, after 6 months he is desperate for sex. He asked an old member, "What do you do for Sex around here?" The man replied, "We use Doris." "Who's Doris?" The man replied, "Camel in stable." The new recruiter said, "Yuk I'm not that desperate." After a year, he can't take it any more. He walks to the stable, grabs a stool and starts humping the Camel. In walks an Old member and looks disgusted. "Uh you pervert, we use Doris to ride to the Brothel!" [/QUOTE]
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