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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064565226" data-attributes="member: 14320">Check UpA new bride went to her doctor for a check up. Lacking knowledge of the male anatomy, she asked the doctor "What's that thing hanging between my husbands legs?"The doctor replies "We call that the penis." The new bride then asks "What's that reddish/purple thing on the end of the penis?"The doctor replies "We call that the head of the penis. The bride then asks "What are those 2 round things about 15 inches from the head of the penis?"The doctor replies "Lady, on him I don't know, but on me they're the cheeks of my ass!"=====Two old people, a man and a woman, walk into a hospital. The doctor says to the old man, "I'll need a urine sample, a feces sample, and a blood sample." The old man says, "What?" So the doctor says it again. Once again the old man says, "what?" So the doctor yells it, "I NEED A URINE SAMPLE, A FECES SAMPLE, AND A BLOOD SAMPLE!" With that the old woman turns to the old man and says, "He needs a pair of your underwear!"=====Q: Why do women have periods?A: Because they deserve them.Q: What's the difference between wives and secretaries?A: Secretaries get a little behind at work, wives get a big behind at home.Q: What's grosser than gross?A: When your girlfriend does a split and your best friends class ring falls out.</blockquote>

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