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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064564780" data-attributes="member: 14320">Nursing HomeA young man who felt very guilty when he had to put his elderly father into a nursing home, went to visit him to see if he was adjusting properly. He was relieved to see how clean and nice the place was, and since his father was in the dining room having lunch he decided to join him. Part way through the meal his father started leaning to one side. Instantly an attendant appeared and straightened him up.. Several minutes later, he leaned to the other side. Again, an attendant immediately ran over and helped him get upright in his seat. The rest of the meal was without incident, and over coffee the son asked the father how he felt about the nursing home. Well son the place is nice and clean and the service is good, but there's one thing I really can't stand". "What's that, asked the son?" "They don't let you fart here"!___________Q. What's the ultimate in rejection?A. When you're masturbating, your hand falls asleep.Q: What does a toilet and a woman have in common? A: Without the hole in the middle they aren't worth shit. Q: What is the difference between a battery and a woman? A: A battery has a positive side.</blockquote>

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