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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064564536" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>Indulged</p><p></p><p>A couple were indulged in sexual intercourse and the man noticed that with each movement of his pelvis, his partner's toes would rise.</p><p></p><p>Later that night, while going at it pretty hot and heavy in the shower, her toes remained still. Confused, he asked, "Why is it that when we do it in bed, your toes go up, but when we do it in the shower, they don't?"</p><p></p><p>"Silly," she replied, "I take my pantyhose off in the shower!"</p><p>Burford is checking out of a hotel when suddenly he has to take a shit real bad. The toilet in his room isn't working, so he bolts down to use the lobby Men's Room, but all of the stalls are occupied, so he runs back up to his room, and in desperation, he drops his pants, uproots a plant, and takes a shit in the pot. Then he puts the plant back in the pot and leaves. Two weeks later, he gets a postcard from the hotel that says,</p><p></p><p>"Dear Mr. Burford... All is forgiven. Just tell us...where is it?"</p><p>Q: Did you hear about the new deodorant called Umpire?</p><p>A: It's for foul balls.</p><p>Q: Did you hear about the fire in the rednecks library?</p><p>A: Both the books got burned, and one hadn't even been colored in yet.</p><p>Q: Why do Sumo wrestlers shave their legs?</p><p>A: So no one confuses them with feminists.</p></blockquote><p></p>

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