Reply to thread

See what others are reading now! Try Forums > Current Activity

Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064564275" data-attributes="member: 14320">Boil TalentsThere once was a man who lived in New York whose name was Joe. He had learned a trade from his father years ago, and he still practiced it, even in modern times. His father taught him all of the in's and out's of how to suck a boil clean of all it's nasty puss and other ingredients, and he prospered at this occupation, advertising in the Yellow Pages, getting referal business, and word of mouth (Yuck!) advertising.One day, Joe received a call from a woman who had heard of his talents. She told Joe that she had a rather large boil that was festered, and needed it taken care of. Joe assured her that it would be no problem, his standard fee was $50.00, and the deal seemed to be firm. The woman gave directions to her house and set up a time for Joe to perform his work.Upon arriving at the woman's house, he immediately started to work. He told the woman to expose the boil, and he would take care of it post haste.At this point, the woman told Joe that the boil was in extremely sensitive area of her body, about 1/4 inch below her vagina. Joe told her, "No problem, that will be another $20.00". She agreed, and then told Joe that there was another problem: She was in the middle of the heaviest part of her period. Joe told her, "No problem, that will be an additional $30.00".Again, she agreed, so Joe started to practice his trade.After about 10 minutes into sucking the boil dry, the woman couldn't help herself, and cut a tremendous fart. Joe, his mouth dripping with puss, pulled away from his task and asked "What are you doing, trying to make me sick?"=====There once was a fellow named DaveWho dug up a whore from her graveShe was mouldy as shitand missing a titBut think of the money he saved</blockquote>

Verification

The Marketplace Latest

original rare Yokohama ADVAN Racing TC4 18x8.5...
- Started by david tao
- Chassis and Wheels
original rare Rays Volk Racing ZE40 17x9jj offset...
- Started by david tao
- Chassis and Wheels
original rare Rays Volk Racing INGS TS06 18x8jj...
- Started by david tao
- Chassis and Wheels
New original Defi Advance A1 NA package triple...
- Started by david tao
- Engine and Performance
original rare Rays Volk Racing CE28 16x7jj offset...
- Started by david tao
- Chassis and Wheels
Honda Jazz/Fit JSracing GTwing Spoiler
- Started by jeff6126
- Exterior and Body
Toyota Vios NCP93 front bonnet hood
- Started by jeff6126
- Exterior and Body
Honda civic fc varis spoiler
- Started by jeff6126
- Exterior and Body
BMW F10 Msport front bumper set
- Started by jeff6126
- Exterior and Body
BMW F30 M3/GTS front bonnet hood
- Started by jeff6126
- Exterior and Body

Posts refresh every 5 minutes

Car Cover & Hot Sun

Guys,

This is a horrible story and I am sharing it so that it does not happen to you guys........Don't repeat my mistake!!

It all started with the fuel price hike 1 half months back... I decided to limit the use of...

Tokyo Auto Salon 2007 - Exclusive Coverage! Pictures, Videos, Girls!

Tokyo...

Intercooler Piping

I'm currently running GSR engine on satria with GTI bumper with GSR original side mount I/C and i want to convert to front mount I/C (evo i/c already bought).
Where can i mount this Intercooler and do the piping at a...