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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064564174" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>Screw The Patients</p><p></p><p>A doctor had just finished screwing one of his patients,</p><p>when he said to himself, 'you know, its not right I should</p><p>screw my own patients.' Just then, a voice in his head said, </p><p>don't worry about it, almost all doctors screw their patients.'</p><p>The doctor felt a little bit better, until another voice in his</p><p>head said, 'yeah, but they're probably not a veterinarian'</p><p></p><p>^^^^^</p><p></p><p>There once was a girl from Sidney </p><p>Who could take it right up to her kidney </p><p>But a guy from Quebec </p><p>Shoved it up to her neck </p><p>He had a long one, now didn't he.</p><p></p><p>^^^^^</p><p></p><p>There once was a girl from Sri Lanka, </p><p>Whose hole was as big as a tanker, </p><p>You could go for a swim, </p><p>In the depths of her quim, </p><p>And you needed a lamppost to wank her!</p><p></p><p>^^^^^</p><p></p><p>Q: How do you know you're leading a sad life? </p><p>A: When a nymphomaniac tells you, "Let's just be friends."</p><p></p><p>Q: What's more disgusting than a love bite on a hemorrhoid?</p><p>A: The bloke that put it there!</p><p></p><p>Q: How can you get AIDS from a toilet seat?</p><p>A: By sitting down before the last bloke gets up!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064564174, member: 14320"] Screw The Patients A doctor had just finished screwing one of his patients, when he said to himself, 'you know, its not right I should screw my own patients.' Just then, a voice in his head said, don't worry about it, almost all doctors screw their patients.' The doctor felt a little bit better, until another voice in his head said, 'yeah, but they're probably not a veterinarian' ^^^^^ There once was a girl from Sidney Who could take it right up to her kidney But a guy from Quebec Shoved it up to her neck He had a long one, now didn't he. ^^^^^ There once was a girl from Sri Lanka, Whose hole was as big as a tanker, You could go for a swim, In the depths of her quim, And you needed a lamppost to wank her! ^^^^^ Q: How do you know you're leading a sad life? A: When a nymphomaniac tells you, "Let's just be friends." Q: What's more disgusting than a love bite on a hemorrhoid? A: The bloke that put it there! Q: How can you get AIDS from a toilet seat? A: By sitting down before the last bloke gets up! [/QUOTE]
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