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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064563834" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>Jacko's Q's & A's</p><p></p><p>Q: How do you know when it's bedtime at the Jackson residence?</p><p>A: When the big hand touches the little hand.</p><p></p><p>Q: What is Michael Jackson's favorite gospel song?</p><p>A: "And Then He Touched Me."</p><p></p><p>Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson's new book?</p><p>A: It's called "The In's and Out's of Child Rearing."</p><p></p><p>Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?</p><p>A: One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play</p><p>with and the other you carry your groceries in.</p><p></p><p>Q: Why was Michael Jackson spotted at K-Mart?</p><p>A: He heard boy's pants were half off.</p><p></p><p>Q: What's brown and in a baby's diaper?</p><p>A: Michael Jackson's hand.</p><p></p><p>Q: What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?</p><p>A: "Get out of my son!"</p><p></p><p>Q: What's white and in Michael Jackson's pocket?</p><p>A: His other hand.</p><p></p><p>Q: What do you do if Michael Jackson is drowning?</p><p>A: Throw him a buoy.</p><p></p><p>Q: How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company?</p><p>A: There's a big wheel parked outside his house.</p><p></p><p>Q: Heard about Michael Jackson's new song?</p><p>A: "I'm Forever Blowing Bubbles."</p><p></p><p>Q: Did you hear that Michael Jackson and Tonya Harding have</p><p>decided to begin training racehorses together?</p><p>A: Yeah, she's gonna do all the handicapping and he's gonna</p><p>ride all the three-year-olds.</p><p></p><p>Q: Why isn't all the controversy bothering Michael?</p><p>A: He doesn't mind reaching bottom.</p><p></p><p>Q: Who does Michael Jackson consider a perfect 10?</p><p>A: Two 5 year olds.</p><p></p><p>Q: Why are Michael Jackson's pants so small?</p><p>A: Because they aren't his.</p><p></p><p>Q: Did you hear about Michael Jackson's toaster?</p><p>A: The bread goes in brown, and comes out white.</p><p></p><p>Q: What does Michael Jackson call a circumcision?</p><p>A: Foreplay.</p><p></p><p>Q: How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?</p><p>A: From a catalog.</p><p></p><p>Q: What does Michael Jackson reminisce about when he gets nostalgic?</p><p>A: Blowing his first nose.</p><p></p><p>Q: What's the difference between Richard Pryor and Michael Jackson?</p><p>A: Richard Pryor got burnt on coke, Michael Jackson got burnt on Pepsi.</p><p></p><p>Q: What's black and comes in little white cans?</p><p>A: Michael Jackson.</p><p>Q: What famous celebrity had the most children over the last 10 years?</p><p>A: Michael Jackson.</p><p></p><p>Q: What do Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan have in common?</p><p>A: They both play ball in the Minor League.</p><p></p><p>Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan?</p><p>A: One is in the Minors, the other is into Minors.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064563834, member: 14320"] Jacko's Q's & A's Q: How do you know when it's bedtime at the Jackson residence? A: When the big hand touches the little hand. Q: What is Michael Jackson's favorite gospel song? A: "And Then He Touched Me." Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson's new book? A: It's called "The In's and Out's of Child Rearing." Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? A: One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in. Q: Why was Michael Jackson spotted at K-Mart? A: He heard boy's pants were half off. Q: What's brown and in a baby's diaper? A: Michael Jackson's hand. Q: What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson? A: "Get out of my son!" Q: What's white and in Michael Jackson's pocket? A: His other hand. Q: What do you do if Michael Jackson is drowning? A: Throw him a buoy. Q: How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company? A: There's a big wheel parked outside his house. Q: Heard about Michael Jackson's new song? A: "I'm Forever Blowing Bubbles." Q: Did you hear that Michael Jackson and Tonya Harding have decided to begin training racehorses together? A: Yeah, she's gonna do all the handicapping and he's gonna ride all the three-year-olds. Q: Why isn't all the controversy bothering Michael? A: He doesn't mind reaching bottom. Q: Who does Michael Jackson consider a perfect 10? A: Two 5 year olds. Q: Why are Michael Jackson's pants so small? A: Because they aren't his. Q: Did you hear about Michael Jackson's toaster? A: The bread goes in brown, and comes out white. Q: What does Michael Jackson call a circumcision? A: Foreplay. Q: How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A: From a catalog. Q: What does Michael Jackson reminisce about when he gets nostalgic? A: Blowing his first nose. Q: What's the difference between Richard Pryor and Michael Jackson? A: Richard Pryor got burnt on coke, Michael Jackson got burnt on Pepsi. Q: What's black and comes in little white cans? A: Michael Jackson. Q: What famous celebrity had the most children over the last 10 years? A: Michael Jackson. Q: What do Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan have in common? A: They both play ball in the Minor League. Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? A: One is in the Minors, the other is into Minors. [/QUOTE]
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