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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064563461" data-attributes="member: 14320">Top Ways To Piss Off A Man*Tell him he has to recite a Shakespeare love sonnet before you agree to do the horizontal bop. *Tell him his brother is a better lay. *Tell him his sister is better in bed than his brother is. *Take the remote control apart and damage the circuit board inside. Put the remote back together. Smile sweetly while he goes nuts. *Create an email account in his best friend's name. Email him suggestive letters and sign it, Love, Floyd. *Rub his stomach. Say "Bhudda, Bhudda, bring me luck." *Fake an orgasm while riding in the car and stopped at a stop sign. Double points if the car is parked outside his favorite bar. *Subscribe to Woman's World, Cosmo and Redbook. Make the subscription in his name. *Call your mom. While he's listening, invite her to move in with you. *Buy 1 ticket to his favorite, sold-out sporting event. Say, "It was the last one, but to prevent any hard feelings, I'll just tear it up so we don't have to decide who goes." Burn the ticket. *Out of the blue, look him straight in the eye and say, "It doesn't matter." Ignore him for 30 minutes. *Tell him your pregnant and you *think* he's the father. *Write a letter to another guy during sex. *Tell him you shoved $200 in $1s into a Chippendale dancer's shorts the last time you went out for a night on the town with the girls. *Clean his tools with his favorite shirt. *Give him all kinds of fabulous promises about the best blowjob he's ever had. Just before you start, say "DAMMIT! Chipped a tooth. Oh, well, it won't matter." *Tell him you've invited some friends over to play strip poker. Then say that his golf/fishing/hunting/poker/drinking/etc. buddies should be here any minute. *Tell him you've always wanted to be a man and you finally have enough money saved up for the operation. Triple points awarded if you say it in front of his parents. *Tell him you want to be closer to him all the time, so from now on your gonna use ONLY his razors to shave your legs. *Burn his favorite meal, three times in a row. Make a salad in its place. *Tie him to the bed. Paint his toenails bright red. *Tie him to the bed. Put on your sexiest lingerie. Do a striptease for him. Then have a long, heart-to-heart talk with him. *Tie him to the bed. Put on an adult movie with the sound on and the screen turned at an angle that makes it VERY difficult to see.</blockquote>

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