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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064562007" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>Nasty Shorties</p><p></p><p>Mother: What seems to be the problem with you? You have been married three years and still no children. I had hopes of being a grandmother by now.</p><p></p><p>Daughter: I just don't know, Mom! Billy tries all the time, it's just that I have a lot of trouble swallowing.</p><p></p><p>~~~~~</p><p></p><p>A Catholic boy in confession says, "Bless me Father, I have sinned, I masturbated while thinking about my sister."</p><p>"That's a disgrace," said the priest, "especially when you have two gorgeous brothers</p><p></p><p>~~~~~</p><p></p><p>Math teacher: "After 69, what comes next?"</p><p></p><p>Blonde: "You wash your hands & rinse your mouth...duh."</p><p></p><p>~~~~~</p><p></p><p>Little Hillbilly Johnny-Lee asks his sister if she has started her period.</p><p></p><p>"Yes", quoth she, "how did you know?"</p><p></p><p>"Hmm, I knew dad's cock tasted funny!"</p><p></p><p>~~~~~</p><p></p><p>Jack was nimble,but Jack was quick.</p><p>So Jill preferred the candlestick!</p><p></p><p>~~~~~</p><p></p><p>A guy walks into a bar with a frog growing out of his forehead. Astonished, the bartender shouts "wow, where'd you get that!! ? " the frog says, " I don't know, it started out as a wart on my ass!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064562007, member: 14320"] Nasty Shorties Mother: What seems to be the problem with you? You have been married three years and still no children. I had hopes of being a grandmother by now. Daughter: I just don't know, Mom! Billy tries all the time, it's just that I have a lot of trouble swallowing. ~~~~~ A Catholic boy in confession says, "Bless me Father, I have sinned, I masturbated while thinking about my sister." "That's a disgrace," said the priest, "especially when you have two gorgeous brothers ~~~~~ Math teacher: "After 69, what comes next?" Blonde: "You wash your hands & rinse your mouth...duh." ~~~~~ Little Hillbilly Johnny-Lee asks his sister if she has started her period. "Yes", quoth she, "how did you know?" "Hmm, I knew dad's cock tasted funny!" ~~~~~ Jack was nimble,but Jack was quick. So Jill preferred the candlestick! ~~~~~ A guy walks into a bar with a frog growing out of his forehead. Astonished, the bartender shouts "wow, where'd you get that!! ? " the frog says, " I don't know, it started out as a wart on my ass! [/QUOTE]
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