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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064561699" data-attributes="member: 14320">Naughty ShortiesDoris and Maude are sitting on a bench at a nursing home, when suddenlya naked old man runs past. Doris says to Maude "Did you see what he waswearing?" Maude replies "No, but it sure needed ironing!"_____The guy asked his date, "What do you think of anal sex?""Ugh," the girl exclaimed. "I couldn't let anyone stick their prickup my back passage unless I was totally drunk.""The whiskey's in the top left cabinet," the bloke said._____Q: What's the difference between a sorority girl and a bowling ball?A1: You can only put three fingers in a bowling ball.A2: You could eat a bowling ball if you had to.A3: You can't fit a sorority girl inside a bowling ball.A4: There is no difference. They're both round and have three holes to poke.Q: How are a bowling ball and a sorority girl alike?A: You can pick them up, stick your fingers in them, and throw themin the gutter and they'll always come back_____The young hooker reports for her first day at the brothel.The madam says to her," Do you have any questions?"The hooker replies, " Yes, I was wondering how long penises should be sucked?"The madam says," The same as the short ones".</blockquote>

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