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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064560883" data-attributes="member: 14320">Naughty Little JohnnyOne day, when Little Johnny was about 6 years old, he and his father went to look at some puppies. When he came home, he ran up to his mom and informed her that there were four puppies. Three were boys and one was a girl. His mother was impressed and asked Little Johnny how he knew this. "Well," says Little Johnny "The girl was brown colored, but all the boys were black." "Yes, dear, but how did the color tell you if they were male or female?" asked his mother. Exasperated, Little Johnny retorted, "The color doesn't tell you, silly, the black ones all had cocks."^^^^^A young women visited her eye doctor complaining of failing eyesight.The doctor sat her in front of a standard eye chart.Doctor: "Can you read the bottom line?"Girl: "No."Doctor: "Can you read the center line?"Girl: "No."Doctor: "Can you read the large top line?"Girl: "No."Doctor (getting frustrated): "Can you even see the chart?"Girl: "No."The doctor is clearly frustrated and whips his penis out of his pants.Doctor: "Can you see this?"Girl: "Of course!"Doctor: "Well, there's your problem - you're cock-eyed!"</blockquote>

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