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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064560472" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>Nasty Little Johnny</p><p></p><p>One day Little Johnny asked his dad, "What's the difference between a </p><p>pussy and a cunt?"</p><p></p><p>Dad thought for a minute and said, "Come with me."</p><p></p><p>He took Little Johnny to his mother's bedroom, where she was sleeping </p><p>nude. "Son" he whispered, "See that brown soft furry patch? That is a </p><p>pussy."</p><p></p><p>Little Johnny asked, "May I touch it to see how soft and furry it is?"</p><p></p><p>"No!" replied his father. "That might wake the cunt up."</p><p></p><p>=====</p><p></p><p>A man is driving down a road. A woman is driving down the same road from </p><p>the opposite direction. As they pass each other, the woman leans out the </p><p>window and yells "PIG!!"</p><p></p><p>The man immediately leans out his window and yells "FUCKING CUNT!!"</p><p></p><p>They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next curve, </p><p>he crashes into a huge pig in the middle of the road.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064560472, member: 14320"] Nasty Little Johnny One day Little Johnny asked his dad, "What's the difference between a pussy and a cunt?" Dad thought for a minute and said, "Come with me." He took Little Johnny to his mother's bedroom, where she was sleeping nude. "Son" he whispered, "See that brown soft furry patch? That is a pussy." Little Johnny asked, "May I touch it to see how soft and furry it is?" "No!" replied his father. "That might wake the cunt up." ===== A man is driving down a road. A woman is driving down the same road from the opposite direction. As they pass each other, the woman leans out the window and yells "PIG!!" The man immediately leans out his window and yells "FUCKING CUNT!!" They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next curve, he crashes into a huge pig in the middle of the road. [/QUOTE]
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