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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064559003" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>Battle Of The Sexes</p><p>(Part 2)</p><p></p><p>The Last 11 Things Any Woman Would Ever Say:</p><p></p><p>Could our relationship be more physical? I'm tired of just being friends.</p><p>Go ahead and leave the seat up, it's easier for me to douche that way.</p><p>I think hairy butts are really sexy.</p><p>Hey, get a whiff of that one.</p><p>Please don't throw that old T-shirt away, the holes in the armpit are just too cute.</p><p>This diamond is way too big!</p><p>I don't mind throwing all these useless shoes out.</p><p>I won't even put my lips on that thing unless I get to swallow.</p><p>Wow, it really is 14 inches!</p><p>Does this make my butt look too small?</p><p>I'm wrong, you must be right again.</p><p></p><p>The Perfect Day According to ... HER</p><p>8:45am Wake up to hugs and kisses</p><p>9:00am 5 pounds lighter on the scale</p><p>9:30am Light breakfast</p><p>11:00am Sunbathe</p><p>12:00pm Lunch with best friend at outdoor cafe</p><p>1:30pm Shopping</p><p>2:30pm Run into boyfriends ex, notice she's gained 30 pounds</p><p>3:00pm Facial massage and nap</p><p>7:30pm Candle light dinner for two and dancing</p><p>10:00pm Make love</p><p>11:00pm Pillow talk in his big strong arms</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064559003, member: 14320"] Battle Of The Sexes (Part 2) The Last 11 Things Any Woman Would Ever Say: Could our relationship be more physical? I'm tired of just being friends. Go ahead and leave the seat up, it's easier for me to douche that way. I think hairy butts are really sexy. Hey, get a whiff of that one. Please don't throw that old T-shirt away, the holes in the armpit are just too cute. This diamond is way too big! I don't mind throwing all these useless shoes out. I won't even put my lips on that thing unless I get to swallow. Wow, it really is 14 inches! Does this make my butt look too small? I'm wrong, you must be right again. The Perfect Day According to ... HER 8:45am Wake up to hugs and kisses 9:00am 5 pounds lighter on the scale 9:30am Light breakfast 11:00am Sunbathe 12:00pm Lunch with best friend at outdoor cafe 1:30pm Shopping 2:30pm Run into boyfriends ex, notice she's gained 30 pounds 3:00pm Facial massage and nap 7:30pm Candle light dinner for two and dancing 10:00pm Make love 11:00pm Pillow talk in his big strong arms [/QUOTE]
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