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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064557992" data-attributes="member: 14320">How To Fuck Like A Black DudeA white guy is sitting in a bar next to a black guy. "Hey, dude," he asks. "How's it you black dudes are so popular with the ladies?""Well," the black guy replies, "It is all a matter of fuckin'. When you white guys fuck, you just stick it in and Wham! Bam! Thank you ma'am! It's all over before it's even started. When we make love to a woman, we tease her first, and then only when she begs for it, we stick it in slow, and gentle like. That's the secret, man, tease her until she begs you for it, and then slow and gentle like. Works every time."The white guy finishes his drink and goes home. That night, in bed with his wife, he remembers the black guy's advice. First he teases his wife until she begs him to put it in her, and then he starts fucking her, but very slowly and very gently."Hey," she says to him passionately. "When did you learn to fuck like a black guy?"Girls, they say the hand is quicker than the eye...So, quick, come over here and jerk me off. No one will see you!My boyfriend came home with a tube of KY jelly and said, "This will make you happy tonight." He was right. When he went out of the bedroom, I squirted it all over the doorknobs; he couldn't get back in.A guy's driving by a field and sees a cow kneeling and praying and a rabbit fucking a cat.He says, "Holy cow, look at the hare on that pussy."</blockquote>

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