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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064555337" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>TOP 10 REASONS WHY CYBER SEX IS BETTER</p><p></p><p>10.If the date goes bad, changing your Screen </p><p>Name is easier then changing your real name.</p><p></p><p>9. Bathing, dressing, supplying atmosphere is optional.</p><p></p><p>8.If you get drunk and blackout, you only wake </p><p>up next to a keyboard.</p><p></p><p>7.You can exercise your offensive habits without</p><p>embarrassing yourself.</p><p></p><p>6.Viagra! Who needs Viagra?</p><p></p><p>5.Your partner could have more of a personality </p><p>than your inflatable friends.</p><p></p><p>4. Three words: No shotgun weddings.</p><p></p><p>3.All guys look like George Clooney and </p><p>all women like Pamela Anderson.</p><p></p><p>2.They never have to know you live in your </p><p>parents basement.</p><p>1. If you catch a virus, only your computer dies.</p><p></p><p>------------</p><p></p><p>Blonde Q's & A's</p><p></p><p>Q: How do blondes pierce their ears?</p><p>A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads. </p><p></p><p>Q: How does a blonde like her eggs?</p><p>A: Unfertilized.</p><p></p><p>Q: How do you drown a blond?</p><p>A: Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool.</p><p></p><p>Q: How does a blonde high-5?</p><p>A: She smacks herself in the forehead.</p><p></p><p></p><p>Q: What's the difference between a chorus line of blondes and a magician?</p><p>A: A magician has a cunning array of stunts. </p><p></p><p>Q: What is the best blonde secretary in the world to have?</p><p>A: One that never misses a period.</p><p></p><p>Q: What are the worst six years in a blonde's life?</p><p>A: Third Grade.</p><p></p><p>Q: How do you confuse a blonde?</p><p>A: You don't. They're born that way.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064555337, member: 14320"] TOP 10 REASONS WHY CYBER SEX IS BETTER 10.If the date goes bad, changing your Screen Name is easier then changing your real name. 9. Bathing, dressing, supplying atmosphere is optional. 8.If you get drunk and blackout, you only wake up next to a keyboard. 7.You can exercise your offensive habits without embarrassing yourself. 6.Viagra! Who needs Viagra? 5.Your partner could have more of a personality than your inflatable friends. 4. Three words: No shotgun weddings. 3.All guys look like George Clooney and all women like Pamela Anderson. 2.They never have to know you live in your parents basement. 1. If you catch a virus, only your computer dies. ------------ Blonde Q's & A's Q: How do blondes pierce their ears? A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads. Q: How does a blonde like her eggs? A: Unfertilized. Q: How do you drown a blond? A: Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool. Q: How does a blonde high-5? A: She smacks herself in the forehead. Q: What's the difference between a chorus line of blondes and a magician? A: A magician has a cunning array of stunts. Q: What is the best blonde secretary in the world to have? A: One that never misses a period. Q: What are the worst six years in a blonde's life? A: Third Grade. Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: You don't. They're born that way. [/QUOTE]
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