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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064554201" data-attributes="member: 14320">Hodge-Podge Of JokesThere once was a man named MortWhose dick was incredibly shortHe climbed into bedAnd his lady friend said,"That's not a dick, it's a wart. Q: Why is sperm white and piss yellow?A: So you know if you're cumming or goingDid you hear about the army nurse who went to bed eating popcorn?She woke up with a kernel between her legs.A soldier known only as Sarge Had sex with a hooker named Marge Though only a grunt He assaulted her cunt And gave her a hon'rable discharge.That outfit you are wearing is very becoming on you. But if youwore me I'd be cumming on you too.A Survey was conducted as to why men like blow jobs:10% liked the feeling12% liked the dominance78% liked the fucking silenceQ: What is the difference between a sheep and a door?A: You can't bang a door in the middle of a fieldWhat's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? Bad Golfer: "Whack!" "Fuck!" Bad Skydiver: "Fuck!!" "Whack!!"Q: Did you hear about the new combination of Viagra and Doan's pills?A: It's so the back won't peter out and the peter won't back out.What is the worlds smallest funeral home? A woman's pussy, you can only get one stiff in at a time. What do cheerleaders and tampons have in common? They're both stuck up bitches! Go on. Add some variety to your sex life; use the other hand!Have you heard about the woman who had sex with a racehorse? She's now in a stable condition.Q: What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? A: A drug dealer can't clean his crack and re-sell it!</blockquote>

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